this thing

BeeBee
edited 2015-03-29 05:59:13 in General Media
I forgot what I was even searching for, but Google gave me this.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/That_French_Fry_Fell_Off_the_Tray_and_is_Burning_in_the_Oven

The fact that it references Othello, however stupidly and/or racistly, amuses and scares me.  Also, cranberry juice coming out your nose is not pleasant.

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  • no article on Uncyclopedia will ever top "Aaaa".
  • Not even "Bbbb"
  • A, (born Proto-semiticA-01.svg)
    had a rough childhood. He was born circa 1500 BCE to Emanuamesh, a
    local Mesopotamian warlord who scrawled him onto a wall. From a young
    age, A was interested in joining an alphabet and closely followed the
    major alphabet at the time, the Proto-Siniatic. [1]
    He did play in a kiddie alphabet league as a boy, and was notable for
    the innovative words he set up in it. His family, however was not
    supportive and viewed A's expectation of making it into an alphabet as
    "an unrealistic goal," in the words of his mother,ʨ.

    A was a star vowel at Nineveh's Gilagamesh Upper School (GUS). In
    100 games his average word length (AVR) was 7.419 with 90 steals. GUS
    went on to win the high school
    national championship in A's junior year. He was first team prep
    All-American as a senior, spelling an AVR of 8.505 with 9 quintuple word
    scores due to unusual verb
    tense, 36 technical and/or scientific words, and 35 steals in 35 tries
    out of 33 games. Notably, A was selected as the Neo-Assyrian Alphabet
    Junior Player of the Year and as United Oxen Rental's national alphabet
    student athlete of the year. A was the first high school player to ever
    try out for Team Mesopotamia in 993 BCE, and was regarded as the top
    prospect in the country.

    After high school, A signed a letter of intent to play Alphabet
    for the University of Phoenicia Byblos (UPB) and was also recruited by
    the university to play for its crossword
    puzzle team. A turned down UPB's alphabet scholarship, choosing instead
    to major in Serif Theory. Despite this, after his freshman year he
    decided to play on the Phoenician Murexes, the first major team in the
    College Alphabet League. After a successful year spent at the franchise,
    A was picked as a first round draft pick in the Greek Alphabet, being
    the first letter drafted straight out of college to play as a back
    vowel. His brothers Alef, 'alef, and Alep became stars in their own
    right in Hebrew,Arabic, and something that nobody cares about. They were
    originally glottal plosives, but were promoted by Dean Ziqquratu. 

  • no article on Uncyclopedia will ever top "Aaaa".

    Fisher Price: a Retrospective is a close second though.
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