Banned heapers secret thread of anger and revenge

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-19 01:16:25

CA thinks she's just sooooo cooooool with her stupid mod powers and banhammer. Oh how I'd like to take that fascist down a couple of pegs, that'd show her for banning me!

Shame, too. I'm really going to miss posting on Heapers' Hangout. :,<

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-19 01:17:41

I say we rape her to death, eat her flesh, and sew her skin in to our cl othing.

Haven · 2012-01-19 01:17:50

We must band together, or we shall surely be banned apart.

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-19 01:18:33

^^Woah, that is not cool! We have to be cool about this dude! Not to mention I'm pretty sure that's like ninety kinds of illegal. :|

^

-laughgroans-

Unknown · 2012-01-19 01:20:24

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Tnu1138 · 2012-01-19 01:21:48

Sadly that never works out.

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-19 01:23:00

^^Yeah, that's the most awesomely bitchinest idea I've ever heard! And surely it'll be perfect and no one will lost interest and abandon the site, nor will any of us be as terrible as the mods here because we just won't! It's the perfect plan! :D

^STOP BEING SO PESSIMISTIC EERHG

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-19 01:23:52

Screw it I'm out of here. This place is becoming just like the Heap.

Justice4243 · 2012-01-19 01:24:20

What if we have...pie and punch?

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-19 01:24:55

^^>:O

Well, fine, we didn't need him anyway, stupid Crappy Avenue / Anonymous Loser sympathizer.

^-gasp- Justive, that's absurd!

...I like it!

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-19 01:26:26

We need to respect the mods they had valid reaso ns for banning us and They 're authority figures so that maeans they're good.

Viani · 2012-01-19 01:27:20

Pssssh, hugbox propaganda for the hugbox gods.

The Hugbox man is coming down on us, I swear.

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-19 01:28:21

But Anon and CA help people they're the good guys and anyone who doesn't think so is an evil selfish person.

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-19 01:29:14

Then I guess everyone here is just evil and selfish. Either that, or you're a delusion TRAITOR!

GET OFF OF MY SITE!

-bans-

Unknown · 2012-01-19 01:29:15

Hello. I'm a new user who is not Central Avenue at all. Can I get in on this revenge plan? :3

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-19 01:30:23

Fascxist youv'e become what y ou sougth to destroy!

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-19 01:30:46

^^Why of course! Welcome to Heapers' Hangout Mirror intriguing new user whom I most certainly have never met before and harbor no ill will towards, enjoy the site! :3

^-re-bans-

Viani · 2012-01-19 01:31:43

Sure Twilight_Sparkle, this revenge plan revolves around us making giant spanning pages flaming with seething hatred in the direction of the mods who SCORNED US by removing our ability to use the site they own. Isn't that an ABSOLUTE TRAVESTY? they must be destroyed, and mocked, so that 4 or 5 other people who feel the same way can go "yeah fuck em"

Gelzo · 2012-01-19 01:32:07

Fuck it. I'm going to start my own internet forum where no one is allowed but me.

Oh wait, that's called a blog.

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-19 01:33:03

Wow making strawmen is fun.

Unknown · 2012-01-19 01:35:06

So anyway, yeah, I hate Central AVenue, and I think we should get revenge on her by each sending her $20. She'll go to check her mailbox and she'll find it's too full of money to get her cable bill and she'll be SO UPSET! Think of the lulz!

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-19 01:36:07

Wait a minute, something isn't right here...

Where are any of us going to get $20? :O

Unknown · 2012-01-19 01:36:44

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Viani · 2012-01-19 01:37:04

....I know where YOU can get 20 dollars Voci-sama...

Unknown · 2012-01-19 01:37:16

You could steal the $20 from people who hate road signs and grocery stores!

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-19 01:37:46

Pleas guys i'm sorry I jsut wna t to be a Heaper again.

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-19 01:38:24

PERFECT IDEA! The irony is so thick and robust that it'll blow that jerkwad away with it's sheer ironyness!

-gets to making $20 via perfectly illegal means-

Haven · 2012-01-19 01:38:27

Nah, mailbox-based revenge schemes never work.

Let's just relentlessly taunt CA about how feminine she is.

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-19 01:39:39

Yeah CA is such a chick.

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-19 01:40:29

Why not do both?

Ooh, and on top of it, we'll tell her about that crush Anonus has on her! That'll really piss her off! >:]

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-19 01:41:19

Confuisng pronouns!

Unknown · 2012-01-19 01:48:17

Oh, you know what would be hilarious? if you sent Anonus to her house with a box of chocolates! She'd be SO embarrassed...

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-19 01:49:41

I say we fill the chocolates with blood preassure medicaiton that will give her a heart attack.

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-19 01:56:09

Pffft, that's no good! How are we going to get revenge on her if she's dead? Come on dude, think!

Obā-san · 2012-01-19 01:58:40

Then, we send her and anonus on a double date with Bunnany!!!!

SO EVUL!!!!

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-19 02:00:51

-gasp- PERFECT! Bunanny is just so cute and loving that they won't be able to feel anything but crushing inferiority! I'm making the reservations right now!

Now, if only she had her own limo and personal chauffeur / slave to drive her everywhere and cater to her every whim, that would just make her soooo uncomfortable. Anyone game?

Unknown · 2012-01-19 02:03:51

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Tnu1138 · 2012-01-19 02:05:26

How about we hac k in to her bank account and start charging a whole b unch of shit to her credit card running her in to debt and forcing her to sell her h ouse?

Unknown · 2012-01-19 02:07:09

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Manly McMacho · 2012-01-19 02:07:23

^^^¡Yes, everything is falling into place! ¡Those fools will lamentar the day they decided to ban me, vociferousMasochist! ¡Mwahahahahahaaaaaaa~!

^^Dude... just stop. I'm beginning to think you aren't taking this revenge thing srsly.

Obā-san · 2012-01-19 02:09:13

Salvador?

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-19 02:09:34

How about we set up an arranged marige that ends up with her being soled in to slavery, th en abandoned, and forced to work in amature porn?

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-19 02:10:14

¿Salvador? ¿Salvador who? My name's not Salvador. I'm just vociferousMasochist, that's all. Stop being weird.

<_<

>_>

Obā-san · 2012-01-19 02:10:29

^^Dude, what the hell? did you just hit your head into the wall repeatedly?

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-19 02:11:29

Yes.

Unknown · 2012-01-19 02:11:59

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Justice4243 · 2012-01-19 02:12:10

What if she LIKES amateur porn

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Anonus · 2012-01-19 02:12:48

Tnu, this thread isn't meant to be serious. Don't muddy the joke with your inherent disdain for me and CA.

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-19 02:13:00

Then we work to get her fired fro m it. We shall dedicate every moment to making her life a living hell.

Easy Anon I know itr's not sewrious that's why I'm being so radical. Take it easy man.

Obā-san · 2012-01-19 02:13:27

Why are you even here?

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-19 02:14:34

I'm presenting an extremeist position as a point of parody.

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