Real talk why the fuck is australia in the eurovision song contest this year

sunn wolf

sunn wolf

2015-03-01 22:17:48 in General

seriously

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Salix Babylonika

2015-03-01 22:19:19
https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

Because it sucks, like Europe.

supahotfire.gif
sunn wolf

2015-03-01 22:20:06

the problem is that australia unironically sucks.
sunn wolf

2015-03-01 22:21:08

i guess it's entirely possible that there are now more australians in london than there are in the whole of actual australia, somehow making australians actually european??
Haven

2015-03-01 22:22:09
Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

more like yurivision
lee4hmz

2015-03-01 23:05:17
⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

we need a yurivision song contest. touhou could represent one "country"
Klinotaxis

2015-03-01 23:15:31
kill living beings

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Eurovision_participation_map.svg
Section42L

2015-03-01 23:22:05
We can do anything if we do it together.

Wikipedia said:
The participation of Australia is intended as a one-off event to commemorate the 60th anniversary of the Contest.
... That's actually kinda disappointing to hear.

I was hoping that the explanation would be funnier than that.

Why does reality always have to be so disappointing?
sunn wolf

2015-03-02 12:35:33

Klinotaxis said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Eurovision_participation_map.svg
huh, Liechtenstein has never entered
Salix Babylonika

2015-03-02 15:59:35
https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

what are the four people in Liechtenstein gonna form a quartet or somethin
Obā-san

2015-03-02 17:55:59

the vatican city 2k16 make it happen
sunn wolf

2015-05-23 19:13:33

Eurovision is on, right now. u can watch it on YouTube
sunn wolf

2015-05-23 19:13:55

join me in this festival of shitty music and inexplicable australians
Obā-san

2015-05-23 19:14:49

naney said:
the vatican city 2k16 make it happen
Obā-san

2015-05-23 19:16:39

this is just paving the way for america showing up and kicking eurovision ass
Corvina

2015-05-23 20:18:27
Vampire Lady of Corvidia

(The other Jane)

I would prefer to go to Sasquatch, but that's on the other side of the state...
Fossilmaiden

2015-05-23 20:29:59
Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

I for one welcome our flaming piano ghost overlords.
sunn wolf

2015-05-23 21:35:56

Latvia easily best song

Serbia also very good and might well win it

Belgium had the cutest dude
sunn wolf

2015-05-23 21:36:15

sweden are such a bunch of fuckin tryhards
sunn wolf

2015-05-23 21:36:33

Austria for worst song. it was so bad
sunn wolf

2015-05-23 21:38:19

Hungary nfor most boring earnest anti war bollocks
sunn wolf

2015-05-23 21:38:42

Georgia was good and formed a small goth bloc with azerbaijan
sunn wolf

2015-05-23 21:40:34

naney said:
this is just paving the way for america showing up and kicking eurovision ass
nobody would vote for you, you'd be fucked by the ex soviet bloc voting patterns
Haven

2015-05-24 00:31:47
Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

sunn wolf said:
Austria for worst song. it was so bad
is that why they had to burn the piano
sunn wolf

2015-05-24 09:14:31

i think the piano spontaneously combusted out of shame

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