Ruin a wedding in six words or less.
CITIZENS, EVACUATE! The dam is bursting!
Bride has hereditary tongue-moss.
Dad says you are disinherited.
The groom's plane has crashed.
Who here answers to "Edmond Dantes"?
Arise, my subterranean brothers!
Bride has hereditary tongue-moss.
Dad says you are disinherited.
The groom's plane has crashed.
Who here answers to "Edmond Dantes"?
Arise, my subterranean brothers!
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
(there's a twitter thing, "ruin a wedding in five words", but the time-passing game came first; as attested by many middle school bus rides).
*TOUCHED/CARRIED/HAS/FOUND/GRABBED also work, but Licked is both the most common, and arguably the funniest.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
(The other Jane)
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
(Hey, someone had to go for the obvious.)