Sonic has a new cameo in an Esurance commercial

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-16 11:35:40

Yet Flo does not yet have a cameo in a Sonic game. I DEMAND THIS BE RECTIFIED IMMEDIATELY.

Also I am the first to discover this no one else has seen it yet shut up all of you. I am the Columbus to this commercial, except with the benefit of actually having discovered it.

Bunny · 2012-01-16 12:14:41

Actually, if you wanna get technical, Leif Erickson is the guy who first discovered America.

So you can go ahead and claim all the credit, and you'll be just like Columbus!

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-16 12:17:05

JUST AS GOOD! :D

Viani · 2012-01-16 13:11:39

Columbus kind of was a dick to the local natives, but I have never seen this mentioned in any K12 history books, only in college texts.

Most reservation schools openly refuse to note Columbus day as a holiday because of the implications behind it.

Bunny · 2012-01-16 13:13:51

Well we can't tell children that the guy who discovered Amercia was a douchebag. That would harm their views on the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!

Propaganda!

PlutoniumFist · 2012-01-16 13:17:31

Bring back Erin Esurance, man

This Flo character's a spaz

Viani · 2012-01-16 13:22:10

Anonus · 2012-01-16 13:25:49

Sonic was in an ad for Progressive, not Esurance:

Viani · 2012-01-16 13:27:07

YOU'RE TOO SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-16 14:34:06

FUCK THAT'S WHAT I MEANT TO SAAAAAAAAAAAY

I keep forgetting they're not the same thing. They're just so... similar.

Didn't they nix Erin Esurance cause people were making hawt nasty pr0nz with her?

Viani · 2012-01-16 14:41:23

Yes. It was giving the company a bad reputation because so much derivative porn was being made and quickly becoming the only notable thing about the company after awhile.

Princess Alice · 2012-01-16 14:41:45

...Why does Sonic even need car insurance?

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-16 14:41:59

^THANK YOU

^^that still makes me laugh and I don't know why

Viani · 2012-01-16 14:42:16

I thought the same thing but I wanted to make the YOUR TOO SLOW joke instead

Anonus · 2012-01-16 14:43:29

Silly CA, don't you know about the Sonic Drift games?

Haven · 2012-01-16 14:48:38

...Why does Sonic even need car insurance?

Needs to keep up with the Flash. Uh, figuratively.

Justice4243 · 2012-01-16 14:58:42

Anonus · 2012-01-16 15:07:19

For some reason I went to watch this again (it was in related videos):

...and now I want to go watch "Dreams" again, as it's been ages since I last saw it. It's been one of my least favorite episodes of the show for ages now.

Icalasari · 2012-01-16 18:18:57

Sonic needs car insurance because he's getting old

He can't keep running around forever!

Tre · 2012-01-16 18:22:11

Sonic actually does need car insurance because Sega made him do this game (no, I don't get why):

Then again it's the "old" Sonic in that commercial so what the heyall do I know anyway.

Icalasari · 2012-01-16 18:23:07

That reminds me of Sonic R

And Tails Doll

Schlumpy

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-16 18:23:15

I thought it was first discovered by Amerigo Vespucci?

Obā-san · 2012-01-16 18:26:14

No, it was just named after him.

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-16 18:28:32

So the order is Erikson, Vespucci, Columbo?

Firebert · 2012-01-16 18:30:57

GOTTA SAVE FAST!

Justice4243 · 2012-01-16 19:02:01

Do what now?

Justice4243 · 2012-01-16 19:03:46

It's also nice that Sonic continues to pioneer new levels of vanity by having a car that looks just like him.

Gelzo · 2012-01-17 02:09:10

Wasn't Hatsune Miku in a Toyota commercial or somesuch?

Viani · 2012-01-17 02:28:30

Yeah, I never saw it air anywhere though. Was it a eCommercial or something?

Gelzo · 2012-01-17 02:33:06

Hm... I thought I saw it on TV once or twice. Or maybe on Hulu...

I definitely remember seeing banner ads online.

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-17 04:20:38

Never saw it, but read about it.

I remember the fans being pissed because apparently she looked to "mannish", but she didn't look all that bad to me. :/

Gelzo · 2012-01-17 10:04:16

Ha ha you're straight, faggot.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-01-17 10:11:30

nvm

Sonic has a new cameo in an Esurance commercial

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