ITT: We tell a fairy story, 5 words at a time

Tachyon

Once upon a time, in

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West Philadelphia, born and raised

Tre

William Smith got beat up

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by a reindeer, walking home

Princess Alice

from the Copa, Copacabana, the

Buttwangs

Great, the Grand, the Warrior

Alduin

MAJOR ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG, STATE ALCHEMIST

Bee

Suddenly ninjas.  Thousands of them.

Tachyon

They sprung out from behind

PatchAwful

But were powerless against the

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Great and Powerful Trixie! She

Tre

made out with Teddie in

Tachyon

next poster's self-insert fanfiction

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which was posted to DeviantArt

Princess Alice

while Marconi played the mamba

Calica

with Lou Bega's last mambo

Tachyon

.  Meanwhile, somewhere in New Jersey,

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Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl and

Haven

the Lady of Pain were

Toolsie

playing The Rains Of Castamere

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in a forest of fools.

Aliroz

Suddenly, a message from Philadelphia

Haven

alerted The Lady to HERESY.

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She immediately dispatched a troop

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of five teenagers with attitude

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to a parking lot in

Aliroz

Philadelphia.  The teenagers' holy water

Toolsie

was mixed with pure vodka

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summoning the forgotten vodka king

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from his throne of bottles

Toolsie

and his beloved rum queen

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, heir to the abyssal lands

Toolsie

known as the Hangover Bay

Tachyon

- the worst club in Bristol.

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He said "Children of Pain,

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I command thee, bring forth