every Touhou character with green hair is an awful person

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-30 18:48:44

EXAMPLES

Yuuka Kazami

such a jerk that the Japanese fandom calls her the "ultimate sadistic creature"
gets mad about flowers
wears plaid

Sanae Kochiya

wears a fuckin weirdass miko outfit, seriously those things are supposed to be red
really bad at explaining science to gensokyo locals
overzealous about exterminating youkai
wears a tacky fuckin frog hairpin in her hair. seriously someone should tell her it looks bad
has taken the place of more popular PCs in the past

Shiki Eiki

sees things in black and white
judges the souls of the dead. seriously who gave you the right
overworks her only employee who just seems to want a break
is fuckin short as hell like seriously you're judge of the dead have some self-respect

Ruukoto

is a robot. in Gensokyo. wtf
hasn't appeared since PC98, disappointing her few fans
doesn't seem to do a particularly good job of being a maid
is basically just a worse Sakuya. Seriously girl get it together

In conclusion: I'm right.

LOAD Cherry · 2014-11-30 18:53:50

What about Wriggle Nightbug?

Mima goes without saying, but do her to.

Tachyon · 2014-11-30 18:53:56

Dai-chan is forgotten again

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-30 18:57:18

What about Wriggle Nightbug?

kicks people in the face like what the hell how rude are you
is a bug. Bugs suck.
hangs around with Cirno and is thus not very smart

Mima goes without saying, but do her to.

is a fuckin ghost like goddamn just stay dead please
has also not appeared since PC98
but people keep thinking she's going to come back, she is thus a chronic disappointer

Tachyon said:
Dai-chan is forgotten again

is a fuckin fairy which means she's dumb
had to rely on fans to give her a name like jesus christ grow a spine please
is friends with Cirno, which, again, cmon, you can do better

Tachyon · 2014-11-30 19:04:38

Koishi?

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-30 19:08:42

Koishi?

it is canonically literally impossible to like Koishi
who?

Buttwangs · 2014-11-30 19:09:08

Does green eyes count? cause Parsee

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-30 19:09:51

I was gonna do Parsee but she doesn't have green hair, even though she is sometimes drawn with it for whatever reason.

PatchAwful · 2014-11-30 19:21:25

Kagiyama Hina!

Fossilmaiden · 2014-11-30 19:26:56

ITT: Bad opinions.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-30 19:26:57

Kagiyama Hina!

goddess of misfortune. Fuckin' rude.
scares people away from her mountain. Fuckin' rude.
spins around a lot making onlookers dizzy. Fuckin' rude.

Klinotaxis · 2014-11-30 20:48:10

Magic Jane said:
wears plaid
this is bad somehow

pistols at dawn

Imipolex G · 2014-11-30 21:09:16

purple hair da best

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-30 21:10:40

ITT: Bad opinions.
I don't really know if it needs to be said but I don't actually think any of this.

Tachyon · 2014-11-30 21:11:45

i am shocked at this deception. REPORTED for trolling.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-30 21:16:47

Tachyon · 2014-11-30 21:31:42

ERR_TOO_MANY_REDIRECTS

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-30 21:36:36

you are all passengers on my ruse cruise

Klinotaxis · 2014-11-30 21:43:24

PISTOLS i say

PatchAwful · 2014-11-30 22:14:56

I wear plaid, and it's Ms. Awful to you.

Yarrun XIX · 2014-11-30 22:20:38

Mima goes without saying, but do her to.

is a fuckin ghost like goddamn just stay dead please
has also not appeared since PC98
but people keep thinking she's going to come back, she is thus a chronic disappointer

Rebuttal:

Calica · 2014-12-01 00:00:27

wait wriggle is a bug, and she kicks...bug, kicks, green...is that a rider kick

LOAD Cherry · 2014-12-26 06:45:26

That joke has been done like 50 times.

So yes.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-12-26 06:59:51

what about kisume

Klinotaxis · 2014-12-26 07:14:29

actually looks more like a tiger and bunny character to me, or something, but that's probably a reference too

reference reference reference

Calica · 2014-12-26 23:08:14

tiger and bunny probably includes kamen rider references tbh

Calica · 2014-12-26 23:08:46

superhero(e)s

Klinotaxis · 2014-12-26 23:12:23

's what i meant

Calica · 2014-12-26 23:13:01

right right

Bee · 2014-12-27 05:45:13

I'm just surprised anyone remembers Ruukoto. She was in like one screen of one ending of one game that almost nobody played.

Calica · 2014-12-27 05:45:53

every touhou character is an awful person

yes even that one

glennmagusharvey · 2014-12-27 05:52:26

what about the one who's half a person?

Calica · 2014-12-27 05:53:46

or an awful youkai

whatever

Calica · 2014-12-27 05:53:52

or in youmu's case both

glennmagusharvey · 2014-12-27 06:52:59

WELL FUCK YOU :-DDDD

glennmagusharvey · 2014-12-27 06:54:16

also no one has answered my mention of kisume

glennmagusharvey · 2014-12-27 06:54:24

that invalidates all your points ever

glennmagusharvey · 2014-12-27 06:54:29

all your points are belong to zero

Calica · 2014-12-27 07:08:33

glennmagusharvey said:
also no one has answered my mention of kisume

buckets are lewd

Klinotaxis · 2014-12-27 07:09:31

lives in a well. unsanitary
does she even talk? doubtful
eats people

glennmagusharvey · 2014-12-27 07:17:20

Klinotaxis said:
lives in a well. unsanitary
does she even talk? doubtful
eats people

she lives in a bucket i'll have you know

you anti-mute ableist

Calica · 2014-12-27 07:22:04

i noticed you didn't argue against the eats people accusation

i bet you're a youkai yourself, 'glenn' 'magus' 'harvey'

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