The Blabber Mouse-Pullet Marlow Fedora Reclamation Association

Anonus · 2014-08-20 22:43:59

Hi, I'm Anonus Utilis, CEO and various other titles at ABC Warner. One of my employees has expressed reservation with fedoras' association with unsavory types of human beings, and as it so happens, I share his reservations.

This employee is Blabber Mouse, a cartoon character created at the Hanna-Barbera cartoon studio in 1959. He...hasn't been out in the world in a while, so I had only just introduced him - and his partner, Super Snooper - to the Internet. He was heartbroken feeling that wearing his fedora would mark him as an undesirable.

So I beckon to you - let's reclaim the fedora!

Imipolex G · 2014-08-20 23:27:15

it's not gonna happen, d00d

Anonus · 2014-08-20 23:34:23

Because you won't help me :P

Imipolex G · 2014-08-20 23:36:40

I just don't care enough

I'm sorry

Anonus · 2014-08-20 23:47:51

Anonus · 2014-08-20 23:48:01

look how sad he is

Imipolex G · 2014-08-20 23:50:06

I am so upset that that cartoon character is sad

Anonus · 2014-08-20 23:50:41

it's because HE CAn'T WEAR HIS FEDORA ANYMORE ELSE PEOPLE'LL THINK HE"S A MISOGYNIST DUDEBRO

Yarrun XIX · 2014-08-20 23:52:33

Honestly, he can get away with it with that trenchcoat.

Fedora's are only jerkwear when they're worn outside of a proper ensemble.

Previous Calica · 2014-08-21 00:03:20

half-boiled

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-08-21 00:11:56

It's not dudebro if you're actually wearing a trenchoat; then you just look like a Dashiell Hammett character.

Obā-san · 2014-08-21 00:15:56

Sredni Vashtar said:
It's not dudebro if you're actually wearing a trenchoat; then you just look like a Dashiell Hammett character.

nah, you look like you're trying to look like a dashiell hammett character

Anonus · 2014-08-21 00:16:28

Blabber is a detective

I guess he can still wear a fedora

Obā-san · 2014-08-21 00:18:15

blabber can wear a fedora because he is a TV character and TV character outfits exist as visual shorthand, not as fashion statements

Imipolex G · 2014-08-21 00:18:23

Indiana Jones is my favorite fedora-wearer, actually

Anonus · 2014-08-21 00:23:14

naney said:
blabber can wear a fedora because he is a TV character and TV character outfits exist as visual shorthand, not as fashion statements

oh so you think my stupid jokes are TOO stupid huh

Obā-san · 2014-08-21 00:27:59

?

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-08-21 00:29:03

Naw, they just the right level of stupid.

Which is real stupid, but stupid real.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-08-21 00:36:23

Anonus said:

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

Odradek · 2014-08-21 17:48:51

Imipolex G said:
Indiana Jones is my favorite fedora-wearer, actually

Temple of Doom is a better movie, because Indy matters.

In Ark, Indy fails at every turn and then the Ark kills the villains.

Imipolex G · 2014-08-21 17:54:22

Indy succeeds in the truck chase, though.

And Raiders doesn't have Kate Capeshaw

Imipolex G · 2014-08-21 17:54:47

whose name I misspelled

PatchAwful · 2014-08-21 22:01:02

He could always get a smaller trenchcoat to cover his fedora.

Not only will people not judge his fedora, but he'll look even more detective-y

Anonus · 2014-11-23 06:16:51

ABC Warner and Disney have put aside their differences for a bit to allow Pullet Marlow (aka Spot) to become the second namesake for the association

Anonus · 2014-12-14 00:22:17

as long as we're having 101 threads

Anonus · 2016-07-24 21:44:23

Bump

The Blabber Mouse-Pullet Marlow Fedora Reclamation Association

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