So since Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire aren't coming out for another 5 and a half months, and I still have pent-up Pokémon excitement, I decided to do something else to pass the time. This something else is to actually finish a game I've started about 5 billion times. Yep, it's HeartGold. Why is HeartGold one word but Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire are separate words? Because consistency is for losers, that's why.
Now that that's out of the way, I will say this: I'm going to assume everyone who's taking the time and energy to actually read this thing already knows the plot of the Johto games and doesn't need it recounted for the 5 billionth time. What this is going to be instead is a log of my progress in the game, with some occasional commentary on minor details. That said, let's begin.