The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-14 20:34:44

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glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-14 20:36:42

you can complain all you want about the social ills of the day, but at the end of the day, the fundamentals remain consistent:

a copy of Rolling Stone magazine may or may not gather moss depending on its material and its surroundings

Anonus · 2018-01-15 06:44:36

From the Betaverse...

Pow! ABC to Buy Marvel for $8 Billion

August 31, 2015

BURBANK, DENVER - ABC Inc has shocked Hollywood, buying powerhouse comic book empire Marvel Entertainment from the Walt Disney Company for $8 billion - twice what Disney paid for it six years ago. ABC and its movie unit Columbia Pictures get the rights to characters like Spider-Man, the Hulk, Iron Man and Captain America in the deal.

Marvel Studios, now synonymous with Marvel as a whole, is fresh off the blockbuster Ant-Man. Though disappointing by Marvel's standards, it is the kind of tentpole feature the competition would kill for. Why Disney would sell off its white-hot hit factory, the home of the Avengers, Iron Man, Captain America, and Guardians of the Galaxy is not clear - though ABC's ownership of Columbia Pictures may have played a role. Top executives at the studio and ABC's Overseer Anonus Utilis were unwilling to cede any part of the film rights to Spider-Man, Marvel's most iconic character and one of Columbia's few reliable franchises, and Marvel Studios honcho Kevin Feige and Marvel Entertainment boss Ike Perlmutter were reportedly so agitated at this stalemate that they presented Disney chief Robert Iger with a simple demand: sell Marvel to ABC, or the two walk. The loss of Feige apparently outweighed giving up the entire Marvel portfolio for Disney.

Given Perlmutter's sizable holdings in Disney, the structure of the sale favors him. Disney will spin Marvel back off to its shareholders - who will receive 0.25 shares in Marvel for each Disney share they own. Marvel will immediately be folded into privately-held ABC, which will pay $18.95 for each fourth-share in Marvel.

Though Marvel Studios will be reunited with the publisher's de facto mascot, Marvel's incoming owners are still awaiting the reversion of key properties in the X-Men and the Fantastic Four. Those franchises are stationed at 20th Century Fox, who has no apparent intention of coughing them up anytime soon, despite the massive failure of the latter's recent film adaptation.

"Something about great branded characters and millions of fans and please leave me alone I can only spout so much corporate-speak," said Utilis. "We've had a great run with Marvel, but now is the time to hand it off to a new steward," said Iger, who then muttered something unintelligible.

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-16 17:50:41

kaksoispiste dee dee dee dee dee

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-17 08:43:22

i just found out that "fire walk with me" is allegedly a twin peaks reference, thanks to a pothole from the tvt page on the town with no name

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-17 08:43:49

it's still grammatically weird in a distinctive way

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 07:11:57

so i see someone wants to out-insane me

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 07:12:06

well here's a thrown-down gauntlet for you

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 07:15:29

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glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 07:16:37

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 07:22:45

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glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 07:23:22

that's what the middle finger said

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 07:28:17

In the end, Glenn Miller's "In the Mood" was played, and everyone played a crane game.

The end.

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 07:32:55

<Dawn> Fuck you fuck you fuck you all :D

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2018-01-18 07:35:09

yes fuck me in my tight, wet little pEPPERONI PIZZA HOT N READY ONLY $5 AT A LITTLE CAESAR NEAR YOU

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 07:36:00

it's actually $4 if you don't get a drink

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2018-01-18 07:37:02

well you're getting a drink and it's this dOMINOES LARGE PAN PIZZA, ONLY $10 WITH AN ONLION PROMOTION WITH GROUPON, GET YOURS TODAY

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 07:37:51

I PUT ALL OF OUR DISCOUNT COUPONS IN THIS LION'S MOUTH

WHATS HER FACE, YOU GRAB FIRST

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2018-01-18 07:41:19

plot twist I WAS THE LION ALL ALONG

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 07:42:15

YUSARIN

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 07:42:49

glennmagusharvey said:
YUSARIN

note: this Charlotte character is not a Beiersdorf AG skin care product; that would be Eucerin

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2018-01-18 07:44:00

wat

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 07:44:25

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 07:45:45

here, enjoy some

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2018-01-18 07:48:22

waaaaaaay ahead of you sugar tits *wink* *finger guns* *only with my pussy lips not my fingers lol*

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 07:50:45

you have done it for real unless you've done it using stainless steel cookware

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 07:51:29

and i don't mean smoking marijuana (or having sex) with stainless steel cookware

i mean eating the cookware

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2018-01-18 07:52:01

*insert tired pansexual joke here*

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 07:52:24

YOU'RE NOT HARDCORE ENOUGH TO EAT THE COOKWARE, MAGGOT!

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 07:53:44

DO YOU KNOW THE TASTE OF WROUGHT IRON, CADET?

DO YOU KNOW HOW IT'S DIFFERENT FROM THE TASTE OF CORELLE BY CORNING?

WELL BY THE END OF THIS YOU WILL KNOW IT SO HARD YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T!!

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2018-01-18 07:54:44

YOU'RE NOT MAGGOT ENOUGH TO COOK THE HARDCORE, M'LADY!

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2018-01-18 08:07:30

mobius

wait this isn't my thread

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 18:01:32

do re mi
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so mi re do re mi re
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so so mi so la la so
mi mi re re do

i know this tune from somewhere in my childhood, but i don't remember the name

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-18 22:53:38

Spanish
Latin
actual Chinese speaker Chinglish
imitation Japanese

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-19 01:58:44

WWTSGD?
(what would the spice girls do?)

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-19 02:01:35

Reminder that Ginger Spice was the only Spice Girl to be named after an actual spice.

Also, reminder that Larry Craig is not gay.

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2018-01-19 02:31:27

glennmagusharvey said:
Reminder that Ginger Spice was the only Spice Girl to be named after an actual spice.

Hell are you talking about, I use scary and baby in my recipes all the time

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-19 03:29:47

esuka méiler y rojikkusu fiscario

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-19 06:35:25

MEET A FIST.

Crystal · 2018-01-21 03:27:11

Siegfried vs Fionn vs Stheno

go

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-21 03:38:15

> Fionn

what's that Disgaea character's name again?

Crystal · 2018-01-21 03:49:00

Phione

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-21 03:51:32

Crystal said:
Phione

really? i can swear it starts with an F

it's either Fionne or Flonne

Calica · 2018-01-21 04:00:36

Is it a fone??????

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-21 04:01:01

> government shutdown

YAY I CAN BREAK ALL THE RULES NOW

*eats dessert before main course*

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-21 04:01:29

Calica said:
Is it a fone??????

THE SHOCKING DISCOVERY: WHO PHONE WAS ALL ALONG, REVEALED!

Calica · 2018-01-21 04:01:45

That's actually a state law, sorry Glenn

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-21 04:02:47

Calica said:
That's actually a state law, sorry Glenn

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*is thrown into jail with kids who ate candy before supper*

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-21 18:07:43

abenobashi shopping log
yokohama shopping arcade

glennmagusharvey · 2018-01-21 18:07:55

glennmagusharvey said:
abenobashi shopping log
yokohama shopping arcade

this post looks like crossed-over chromosomes

The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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