You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
(I've heard that W&G name-dropping Wensleydale single-handedly revived interest enough to save its makers from going out of business. I think that's really cool.)
American cheese is one type of processed cheese. It can be orange, yellow, or white in color; is mild and faintly sweet in flavor; has a medium-firm consistency; and, a very low melting point. American cheese was originally only white in color—as it had been made from a blend of cheeses (most often Colby and Cheddar)—however, the modern version can also be artificially colored to a yellowish hue. Today’s American cheese is generally industrially manufactured from a set of ingredients such as one or more cheeses, milk, whey, milkfat, milk protein concentrate, whey protein concentrate, saturated oil(s), emulsifiers, and salt. Because its ingredients differ so much from those of "unprocessed"/raw/natural cheeses,[1] American cheese can not be legally sold under the name (authentic) "cheese" in the US. Instead, federal (and even some state) laws mandate that it be labeled as "processed cheese", "cheese product", "cheese food", etc. As a result, sometimes even the word "cheese" is absent, altogether, from the product's labeling in favor of, e.g., "American slices" or "American singles". In Canada, exactly the same product—often by the same manufacturer and with the same packaging as in the US—was once sold as "Canadian cheese" or "Canadian slices"; today, most such product in Canada is vaguely labeled just "slices" or "singles". In the United Kingdom, packs are labeled as "singles",[2] although it is commonly referred to as "cheese slices".
Yeah, American is really nothing more than a cream sauce that's had cheese and whey added to it, then molded. You can make your own at home with sharp cheddar and it'd be a million times better than the packaged stuff (which also has a bad habit of swapping the cream out for shortening because it's cheaper).
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...Hey!
Fossilmaiden sank my battlecheese :(
Are you guys sure this is how this game is played?
As a grandmaster of this sport, I must point out that no moves are legal until the words "provolone" are spoken
Very well. Mea culpa, Señor Grandmaster.
Havarti.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
also (apologies to CA):
^ Though that's a cracking cheese, Gromit.
(I've heard that W&G name-dropping Wensleydale single-handedly revived interest enough to save its makers from going out of business. I think that's really cool.)