ITT: an alternate universe where the normal rules of physics and stuff don't apply

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-05 17:39:16

50 lb box of phlogiston, for $199.99

Tachyon · 2014-05-05 17:40:48

*travels slower than light*

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-05 17:42:15

Teleportation device!

Fax machines that actually transmit the object in question!

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-05 17:42:48

Also, I can materalize this sword in my hand just by thinking about it.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-05 17:44:40

I'm going to learn magic, then conjure up a portal to bring me to the doorstep of my arch-nemesis's home, whereupon I shall have an epic battle with him that features fireballs and lightning strikes and flying icicles that somehow doesn't damage the local ecosystem at all!

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-05 17:45:13

Evil people now cause plants to wilt around them if they are sufficiently evil.

Good people, on the other hand, can unwilt those plants instantaneously if they are sufficiently good.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-05 17:46:03

I CAN CREATE ENERGY FROM NOTHING

I CAN CREATE MATTER FROM NOTHING

TAKE THAT, SECOND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-05 17:46:50

*reduces entropy of a closed system*

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-05 17:48:02

*jumps in mid-air*

*changes direction in mid-air effortlessly*

*stops on a dime with no momentum effects*

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-05-05 17:50:01

*danmaku, finally~!!!!*

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-05 17:50:14

When I hit a baseball, the more I will it, the farther it will fly!

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-05 17:51:07

Miko said:
*danmaku, finally~!!!!*

We can now have tons of exotic and highly dangerous-looking weapons that only cause numbers to fall out of people, and don't cause lasting damage that can't be undone by a healing spell or a good night's sleep!

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-05 17:51:52

you know what this means?

we can duel each other for fun!
we can cause wanton destruction solely for the spectacle and there will be no lasting consequences!

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-05 17:53:28

if i leave a system as is, nothing changes about it!
it will stay the same indefinitely! it will never fall apart or decay!

people never grow old! sex doesn't produce children; storks do!

unintended consequences don't exist!
positive thinking makes the world go round!