Stage 1. Spammers in the Trash Heap

Tanya

While the mods sit in their high castles filled with milk and honey, the lowly peasants have to sift through the earth, moving among the grubby spambots and getting touched and violated by so many hands, whether you think this is ethical or not is up for another discussion, but I implore you mods to spend a day in the shoes of someone who was not gifted with the speed and strength of the greek gods and goddesses.

PlutoniumFist

How'd you get out of the dirt mines? Go back.

KJI

All the moors and dietitians will cook schlup and spout "Shave us!"...

And I'll crisper, "Blow." 

Spacey

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Justice4243

I consider being "touched and violated" a job perk.