ITT: Princess Alice takes a Royal Highway Patrol cruiser for a joyride on a Saturday night

Princess Alice · 2014-03-23 22:27:29

GAH! MY CAR!

I PROMISED THE CHIEF I'D BRING IT BACK WITHOUT A SCRATCH ON IT

...but that was a pretty cool explosion, admittedly. Did anybody get that on video?

Anonus · 2014-03-23 22:28:50

Klinotaxis said:
tbqjh is anything even good at wendy's

other than those frosty things obviously

their chicken nuggets

Section42L · 2014-03-23 22:29:45

Anonus said:

Klinotaxis said:
tbqjh is anything even good at wendy's

other than those frosty things obviously
their chicken nuggets

Their new Sea Salt Fries are alright, too.

Princess Alice · 2014-03-23 22:33:50

(I'm imagining you two standing on the sidewalk having this conversation about fast food while the big confrontation between me and Yarrun is going down.)

(Also I find it amusing that we've smashed through a town and left a path of destruction but Havensborough's local police haven't shown up yet. Centralia's finest indeed.)

Yarrun XIX · 2014-03-23 22:38:50

s-someone did get that on video, right?

i mean, that was a pretty cool EXPRESSION OF THE FAILURES OF CAPITALISM

Princess Alice · 2014-03-23 22:43:52

They're just over there blabbing about food :(

Should we do it again? We can probably find another car...

Yarrun XIX · 2014-03-23 22:47:12

Mmm yeah, sure.

So, my name's Tybalt.

Princess Alice · 2014-03-23 22:49:54

Hi Tybalt! I'm Princess Alice. I guess you probably already knew that. ^_^;

How about your van? We could blow that up! I guess you should take all the contraband out first, though, I wouldn't want to be accused of destroying evidence...

Klinotaxis · 2014-03-23 22:55:45

Central Avenue said:
(I'm imagining you two standing on the sidewalk having this conversation about fast food while the big confrontation between me and Yarrun is going down.)

<@SONG_OF_SALT> honestly i don't go to wendys enough to know what that is
<@SONG_OF_SALT> i dont hate them or anything i just don't care for anything but frostys
-!- showeduthistime [~wikileaks@unaffiliated/wikileaks] has joined ##royalshenanigans
< showedyouthistime> wikileaks.org
< showedyouthistime> LOL
< showedyouthistime> PRAISE THE OP-KICKER
-!- showeduthistime was kicked from ##royalshenanigans by SONG_OF_SALT [less cool than explosions]
< Section> What's the deal with him?
<@SONG_OF_SALT> dude who cares
<@SONG_OF_SALT> wait
<@SONG_OF_SALT> shiiiiit
<@Anonus> What?
<@SONG_OF_SALT> the feed was cut
<@SONG_OF_SALT> holy shit it exploded
< Cathy> You're sure you can't put this on a stream? :(
< Cathy> Wait what.
< Section> Nice!
< Section> I mean uh, Her Highness wasn't hurt, right?
<@SONG_OF_SALT> iunno lemme get a drone over
<@Anonus> :(
<@SONG_OF_SALT> dude if she can survive yahoo spam she can manage this chill
<@SONG_OF_SALT> ok yeah she's fine they're just kind of looking at the car
<@SONG_OF_SALT> sorry i can't stream this for you Sir but i mean all the cameras record in VHS for some reason
<@SONG_OF_SALT> gdamn that shit's burning good

Yarrun XIX · 2014-03-23 22:57:37

Man, I don't even know what's in that thing. I jacked it while the original driver was doing his business in the woods.

Princess Alice · 2014-03-23 22:59:19

Even better! It's like opening a Christmas present! A big, illegal Christmas present!

Yarrun XIX · 2014-03-23 23:00:15

So, what kind of contraband are we talking about here? Guns? Drugs? Drug guns?

Anarchy needs its financing, you know.

Princess Alice · 2014-03-23 23:02:09

Um, more like mediocre children's toys that probably don't work properly. ^_^;

Assuming PC Payne knew what she was talking about, which I'm sure she did, because she's a Payne...

Yarrun XIX · 2014-03-24 05:43:44

Alright then. Let's crack it open, shall we?

-pulls out comically oversized crowbar-

ITT: Princess Alice takes a Royal Highway Patrol cruiser for a joyride on a Saturday night

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