The Time Bus
So, does anyone remember when we all went on that field trip back in July? You know, the one that ended in complete disaster, with half a dozen Heapers stranded and Pepsiless in an unknown region?
Well, as a result of that, the courts have prohibited me from organizing any field trips until 2014. Now I know I don't want to wait that long for our next adventure, and I bet you don't either! So I decided to take the next logical step: Converting our old school bus into a time machine so we can go to 2014 and have as many field trips as we want!
But then I thought, pfft, why stick to 2014? I'd rather see the past! Go back and see all that stuff we missed out on, like WCMH being an O&O!
So climb aboard the Time Bus! I'm your captain, and AU is my First Mate! He's also second-in-command! :P
Location: Time Bus
Date: 18 November 2011
Funds: $500
Health: Normal
Where and when should we go first?
Well, as a result of that, the courts have prohibited me from organizing any field trips until 2014. Now I know I don't want to wait that long for our next adventure, and I bet you don't either! So I decided to take the next logical step: Converting our old school bus into a time machine so we can go to 2014 and have as many field trips as we want!
But then I thought, pfft, why stick to 2014? I'd rather see the past! Go back and see all that stuff we missed out on, like WCMH being an O&O!
So climb aboard the Time Bus! I'm your captain, and AU is my First Mate! He's also second-in-command! :P
Location: Time Bus
Date: 18 November 2011
Funds: $500
Health: Normal
Where and when should we go first?
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...I want to go back to 1981. I will use my money to buy RCA's broadcasting and music businesses. From there, NBC will make a resurgence, and I don't know what to do with the RCA Records stable.
That's pretty much how I pictured it.
"Right," says Central Avenue. "Lots of good suggestions. Might as well start with the first, which I believe was you, AU."
CA flips some switches and fiddles with knobs and punches in some numbers. A flat panel display near the front of the bus reads "PLEASE REMAIN SEATED" as CA puts the bus into Drive. It begins rolling jerkily along the road for a moment, then everything goes dark. The only light comes from the flat panel display. When sunlight finally shines through the windows again, the bus is heading down a busy city street. The flat panel display now reads:
21 July 1981
New York, New York, United States
What do we do next?
Well,
*readies briefcase and walks towards the RCA Building.*
-steals a 80's hairdo-
>:D
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