Things we'd like to tell the NSA
Dear NSA,
I would like to let you know that I refuse to patronize Chik-Fil-A for political reasons, that I recently purchased a used HP webcam for $10, that I am not a My Little Pony fan, and that I think Tsubasa Kazanari is hot.
I hope this information will be helpful to you.
Your fellow American,
Glenn Magus Harvey
I would like to let you know that I refuse to patronize Chik-Fil-A for political reasons, that I recently purchased a used HP webcam for $10, that I am not a My Little Pony fan, and that I think Tsubasa Kazanari is hot.
I hope this information will be helpful to you.
Your fellow American,
Glenn Magus Harvey
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Please tell the people who make crime procedurals how computers actually work, and that shooting the monitor doesn't stop the box from doing stuff.
Your fellow creepily-drawn Pokemon,
Bee
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I would like to let you know I was the one who burned down Isaac Hemsley's house in Chicago on June 1998. I also fled the scene of the crime and hit a passerby in my Toyota 4Runner. I also have looked up cartoon porn of Winx Club, Monster High and of Animesque Avril Lavigne. I was responsible for stealing and killing 13 cats in the Hastings County region of Southern Nebraska. I also support hate crimes, steal from various charities, including FAFSA funds and 1.3 million dollars of tax payer's money during the Cherokee Per Capita distribution, and am secretly a murderous racist/rapist, and am not to be taken seriously due to being a compulsive liar. The triple homicide that will occur in June 2014 was not done by me.
Also I am not going to place a RFNA nitrite-bomb on the third floor of the New York Stock Exchange at 4:00 pm
Your Fellow American,
Kyra Lawrence (Viani)
do a barrel roll
I am currently wearing a shirt with the text "I'm Healthy and I know it" on the front, despite the fact that I have a runny nose and a sore throat, and am totally out of shape anyway. I will be wearing this shirt in public tomorrow.