raNsOmE NOtEs

Aliroz

You must pick one h_undRed thousand dollars up f^rom yoUr bANk acco_unt And maiL i^t to t^he foll^owiNg aDdress or you wi^ll ne_vEr SEe your TRASH HEAP _ag^ain.

SincerelY,

COMIC SANS MS

P.S. More appendages of the other fonts will follow.  Here is Georgia's toe.

Q

lee4hmz

MY TYPOGRAPHY'S BEEN LAPPYNAPPED!

glennmagusharvey

this is a NOE NOE don't you understand

Justice4243

I think this would be a good trick to play on a detective like Monk. Commit a crime and actually type a ransom note out while changing the font and colors just to drive him up the wall.

Miss Miko Mayonegg

:O What are we going to do about this threat?

glennmagusharvey

Dear Comic Sans,

I am sorry that my fellow heapers and many other people have heaped so much disrespect for you.  I greatly appreciate your service to the world of displayed text, and I personally assure you that I have a much higher opinion of you than people typically have.  And I have an active disdain for people who feel that you are crap.

Your friend,
~ Glenn Magus Harvey

Aliroz

Mister Harvey,,

COMIC SANS MS

recognizes that you have done me no wrong, I will not harm you. You stood by and watched your friends hurt me, said nothing, NOTHING, to them.

Now you will have to stand idly by as your friends bleed and scream. But you will not be harmed, not one hair on your head. that is your punishment


your friend, COMIC SANS MS.

P.S. can I excute this worthless Crocodile, or will you ransome it?

glennmagusharvey

Not until you learn to spell ransom correctly, and you stop using fonts other than yourself for your letters, and use neon green text instead.  Also you need to tithe 50 pieces of lutefisk to the lutefisk god.

Imipolex G

HAY COMIC SANS

YOU SUCK

glennmagusharvey