So there's this game called Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup. It is like Nethack, except that there are more playable classes/races. You die a lot and keep playing anyways. You can find it here
. I recommend it as an impressive waste of existence, and Mojave would probably say it's good.
I've spent the last few days trying to succeed as an Octopode Ice Elementalist. Do not attempt this race/class combination. Choose something sensible and save yourselves.