Where is the brick when you need it?

edited 2011-10-03 22:59:19 in General
Nowhere, that's where. Because that little punk-ass motherfucker from down the street broke into your trailer while you were in Queens and took it. I recommend you kill him slowly. Take pleasure in his pain as you watch the life drain from his weak little body. And when that's done, why not go to Dairy Queen? There is one on Granville Street, last I checked, by the new high school. But if it turns out you don't live in Gahanna, Ohio, you can always search for a Dairy Queen on Google Maps. Or, better yet, search for Goodwill Stores on Google Maps! They always have the best deals on used wall clocks, but probably not ice cream. Unless you're exceptionally lucky.

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