Does sexism in reindeer culture exist?

glennmagusharvey · 2013-01-15 03:28:55

I know there's a gay deer movement, but...

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 03:31:04

Well, considering all male deer ARE gay and emit special pheromones that help other gay reindeer find them, they tend to forget the females even exist.

glennmagusharvey · 2013-01-15 03:34:01

But those are just regular deer.

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 03:38:42

Well naturally, the reindeer culture is a much more rich, complex one that would be very hard to explain here in one short post. All that I can say about reindeer is that the females typically hate to take anywhere from 2.5 to -i jobs to care for their babies, considering the father stays out and has gay orgies every day for the rest of his life. It's a cruel cycle.

Anonus · 2013-01-15 04:17:52

If all male reindeer are gay then how do they reproduce

Do they, like, have sperm banks or something?

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-01-15 07:14:30

STOP BISEXUAL DEER ERASURE!

Bunny · 2013-01-15 13:02:34

^^They recognize the need to propagate the species and do their civic duty.

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 16:30:38

By collecting "samples" and throwing them at the females so as to not touch them.

Bunny · 2013-01-15 18:04:43

They've actually created guns designed to fire semen and impregnate females at up to 200 yards.

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 18:11:24

Prominent gay reindeer scientists are working on sperm landmines that, when stepped on by a female reindeer, will rain semen down upon her and all other female reindeer within a 100 mile radius.

Justice4243 · 2013-01-16 13:39:55

Are any of Santa's Reindeer female?

lee4hmz · 2013-01-16 13:41:22

Well, one is named Vixen, so you'd think there's at least a token female...

RocketRunner · 2013-01-16 13:58:29

Manly McMacho said:
Prominent gay reindeer scientists are working on sperm landmines that, when stepped on by a female reindeer, will rain semen down upon her and all other female reindeer within a 100 mile radius.

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glennmagusharvey · 2013-01-16 13:58:59

gay female reindeer trio

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-16 14:22:46

lee4hmz said:
Well, one is named Vixen, so you'd think there's at least a token female...

Santa tried having a female reindeer, but she was incompetent so he put her in his workshop to make toys. The Vixen we all know and love is very much a male. Surprisingly, he's one of the least slutty of Santa's reindeer, but he is by far the most dainty.

One of his sisters in law is a female reindeer though.

Viani · 2013-01-16 19:22:46

I really wish Futret's music didn't suck, that queer deer thing had so much [ insert word here ].

Does sexism in reindeer culture exist?

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