Why. The fuck. Didn't. You. Invite. Me. To. Your. Mother. Fucking. PARTY?!

Manly McMacho

And furthermore, why in god's name would you invite that skank Rachel and her tool of a boyfriend and not me? She doesn't even like you! Don't tell me you forgot your last birthday party when she ended up throwing all of your presents out of the window and had to be "escorted" out! Seriously, just, what the fuck?! We've been friends for, like, ever, and how could you do this to me?! So that time daddy got me that car and I drove you around everywhere because you were sick of taking the bus, or when I helped you crash Helena's party, or when I covered for you when you were late to Algebra, all of those meant nothing? Some friend you are!

...This is about what Conner said, isn't it? You would really believe that douche over me, your BFF?! My god, you are so gullible, I don't even know how I deal with you sometimes! This is just... UGH! Fine, see if I ever invite you to any more of my parties, you ungrateful jerk!

Viani

I also had a similar thing happen to me. It was when I was hanging out with my cousin at the house, who's name is ALSO Rachel. We were sitting around the house just waiting for my mother to come home, and watching TV, and I decided to take a shower. Everything was fine, and I heard the door open. It was probably Rachel taking a poop.

Afterwards I was chilling, and getting dressed. I tried on the ZR set (long socks with plaid miniskirt) and my long gloves. While I was flipping through the channels Rachel kept rubbing against me weirdly and I told her to stop. She simply looked at the ground and shook her head. I raised an eyebrow and was wondering why she was being all emo and she said "please don't wear long socks around me", and I was like why? What about long socks makes her feel emo? and she said after that "because you look really sexy in them, but I can't do anything about it because you don't think of me in the same way."

Normally I am all DURR HURR INCEST IS WINCEST but this time I was vaguely disturbed, because I wasn't attracted to her in any way, nor did I even expect to turn her on with how I normally dress at home. I ain't going to tell aunty or anything about it but I am not sure if I want to be around her anymore.

Manly McMacho

...Wow. I can see how you'd be disturbed. 0_+

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Manly McMacho

You've never been invited to a party? :<

Anyway, it feels a lot like this!

-hands squiddleTron a [non-existent] invitation to a[n equally non-existent] party-

KJI

It's because they hate you

Though really, if you hate so many people there, don't go, or throw your own party. 

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Manly McMacho

^^Like, oh my god, you did not just say that! The only person I hate that's going is that whore Rachel! But you know what? I will throw my own party, and it's going to be so much better than my stupid EX-best friend's party, because she's a big fat stupid whale and I hate her!

(#notintendedtobeaseriousthread)

^Oh yeah, it's gonna be awesome! There's gonna be [nonexistent] pizza and [nonexistent] movies and lots and lots of [nonexistent] dancing to some awesome [nonexistent] music! This [nonexistent] party is gonna rock! .D

Tanya

I went to a party, It turns out they invited me because they wanted a laugh

T_T

Manly McMacho

So, they only invited you to mock you? That blows. Were they people you didn't like, or just random people you didn't really know?

Tanya

The Latter.

Manly McMacho

Sorry to hear that.

Not really the same, but some guys once invited me to a party because they expected me to do something crazy and make a fool of myself, if it's any consolation.

Still, just... wow. Again, that seriously blows.

Viani

Not really the same, but some guys once invited me to a party because
they expected me to do something crazy and make a fool of myself, if
it's any consolation.

....or they want to get your drunk and have sex with you.

Manly McMacho

Well, I know the one guy that ended up confessing why I'd been invited in the first place did, but he was a fucking tool. He wasn't even an attractive tool or a charismatic tool, or even a somehow delightfully violent tool, he was an ugly, boring tool.

The rest were pretty much thinking "lol the crazy bipolar chick's gonna attack someone or get naked and we can put it on youtube lol". My god, were they pissed.

Viani

It's nice that you didn't give them what they wanted. Unlike me. 3 times. in a row. Hm.

Manly McMacho

Damn. That sucks.

...Were any of them at least good lays?

Viani

No.

I didn't feel anything at all, I was too drunk to know what was going on. My underwear and the money in my wallet got stolen.

Manly McMacho

I know the words of some random person you've never met and most likely never will mean little, but just know that my heart goes out to you, and not to sound redundant, but I really am sorry to hear that.

Viani

Hey, like I said (and the majority of the internet), I deserve it for making stupid decisions.

The thing is though, I like the internet, and you, for this.

You are all like Post Secret, a place where I can confess, atone and lament, and anyone that would shun me publicly would never know, but all of the right people would understand when reading it.

You are like my little music box, a little place where the only thing attaching me to my real shame is a little user name. It's never going to live with me forever if I don't want it to.

Manly McMacho

Yeah, that's the great thing about the internet.

Stupid decisions or not, you deserved, and still deserve better. I suppose it's only normal to be punished for such mistakes and learn lessons from them, but regardless, you didn't deserve it.

Tanya

@Tnophelia:

Bob is basically saying things that I agree with and can't phrase any better.

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Justice4243

I ended up throwing most of the parties I remember from my youth...

Actually most of my youth is pretty free of drama until my late college years, and I went off to do career stuff once the shit started hitting the fan on a regular basis. 

I feel this was a pretty good thing in hindsight. 

White_Mage

:<