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Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
edited 2012-11-25 10:55:08 in General
My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.
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  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Here we go again...
  • ToolsieToolsie
    ಠ_ಠ
    Wut
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

    how could you stoop so low?

  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO STOOP SO LOW

    HAD YOUR FRIENDS COLLECT YOUR RECORDS AND THEN CHANGED YOUR NUMBER
  • ProfessorGatorProfessorGator
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    You wouldn't be trying to get a bogus score using some ingenious trick, would you? That's just about as low as you could possibly stoop. I can't believe you sometimes.
  • ToolsieToolsie
    ಠ_ಠ
    GUESS THAT I DON'T NEED THAT, THOUGH

    NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
  • HexartesHexartes
    doot-doot doot-doot dumdedumdedum

    dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-doot
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Amun
    Lord of the gods
    Thou who art of the four rams heads upon thy neck
    Thou standest upon the spine of the crocodile fiends
    To thine sides are the dog headed apes
    The transformed spirits of the dawn

    Drive away from me the lions of the wastes
    The crocodiles which come forth from the river
    The bite of poisonous reptiles
    Which crawl forth from their holes

    Be driven back crocodile thou spawn of set
    Move not by means of thy tail
    Work not thy feet and legs
    Open not thy mouth
    Let the water which is before thee
    Turn into a consuming fire

    I possess the spell to
    Preserve me from he who is in the water

    Thou whom the thirty seven gods didst make
    And whom the serpent of Ra didst put in chains
    Thou who wast fettered with links of iron
    In the presence of Ra
    Be driven back thou spawn of set

    Drive away from me the lions of the wastes
    The crocodiles which come forth from the river
    The bite of poisonous reptiles
    Which crawl forth from their holes
    The command to release the seals that bind his tomb
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    The Egyptian Book of the Dead has all the answers.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Organized Crime
  • RocketRunnerRocketRunner
    ONE SNAP FOR THE DYING

    ONE CLICK TO END THE DAY

    ANOTHER STORY WITH A MANGLED SCENE

    IT COULDN'T HAPPEN ANY OTHER WAY
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    what even is this
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    tUMUt
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    edited 2012-11-26 05:29:10
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    bUmUb
  • MiseryMisery
    The sadness will last forever.
    k
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    the tumut has invaded other threads.
  • TreTre
    image
    you could call it the caliborn virus

    tumut
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    Well, it makes a8out as much sense as anything else in the thread.

    tumut
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