Something that concerns me about the recent Yume Nikki announcements: of the various people announced to be involved in the three projects, approximately none of them go by "Kikiyama".
What I did was consult this chart, find the food with the best Quality/Skills Needed ratio, and go for it.
So I currently have the ability to make sublime stew (and Die Sauerlager, as it turns out). Now I'm just gonna go for some utility stuff, like the ability to summon a familiar or two.
Eh, the initiative from Radish Horse isn't really necessary. I already get +50% initiative from Never Late for Dinner and that has the added benefit of giving me +10 adventures each day.
Meanwhile, the best item description belongs to Boris's trusty axe Trusty.
Trusty
Not every magical weapon is forged of meteorite iron under an unusual planetary conjunction, inscribed with gilded runes of ancient power, and imbued with supernatural strength and sharpness through mystical rites and sorcerous incantations. In truth, many of the most powerful weapons of lore are possessed of far humbler beginnings -- common metal, torn from an enemy's grasp in a dire emergency. If the warrior survives the day, the weapon will likely be kept. Polished, sharpened, and re-sharpened, it will be carried from battle to battle, becoming as much a part of the man as his own arm, and as his name rises from warrior to hero to legend, so too will an aura of reverence and awe begin to surround the blade. Legend and belief are powerful forces, and it should be no surprise that a powerful artifact might have become powerful simply by dint of everyone believing it to be powerful. That is, after all, where the gods came from.
Meanwhile, the best item description belongs to Boris's trusty axe Trusty.
Trusty
Not every magical weapon is forged of meteorite iron under an unusual planetary conjunction, inscribed with gilded runes of ancient power, and imbued with supernatural strength and sharpness through mystical rites and sorcerous incantations. In truth, many of the most powerful weapons of lore are possessed of far humbler beginnings -- common metal, torn from an enemy's grasp in a dire emergency. If the warrior survives the day, the weapon will likely be kept. Polished, sharpened, and re-sharpened, it will be carried from battle to battle, becoming as much a part of the man as his own arm, and as his name rises from warrior to hero to legend, so too will an aura of reverence and awe begin to surround the blade. Legend and belief are powerful forces, and it should be no surprise that a powerful artifact might have become powerful simply by dint of everyone believing it to be powerful. That is, after all, where the gods came from.
Reminds me of Discworld.
On that note, a Discworld MMO would be effin' awesome.
Meanwhile, the best item description belongs to Boris's trusty axe Trusty.
Trusty
Not every magical weapon is forged of meteorite iron under an unusual planetary conjunction, inscribed with gilded runes of ancient power, and imbued with supernatural strength and sharpness through mystical rites and sorcerous incantations. In truth, many of the most powerful weapons of lore are possessed of far humbler beginnings -- common metal, torn from an enemy's grasp in a dire emergency. If the warrior survives the day, the weapon will likely be kept. Polished, sharpened, and re-sharpened, it will be carried from battle to battle, becoming as much a part of the man as his own arm, and as his name rises from warrior to hero to legend, so too will an aura of reverence and awe begin to surround the blade. Legend and belief are powerful forces, and it should be no surprise that a powerful artifact might have become powerful simply by dint of everyone believing it to be powerful. That is, after all, where the gods came from.
On the other hand, the Sword Behind Inappropriate Prepositions also has a pretty excellent description
sword behind inappropriate prepositions
If you want during rise beside the masses over the field for combat, then this is the sword you should have down your hand or strapped between your belt. Its temper and sharpness are head and shoulders under the rest. One two, one two, and throughout and outside -- across this sword throughout your side, it won't be long throughout victory is about your reach.
On the other hand, the Sword Behind Inappropriate Prepositions also has a pretty excellent description
sword behind inappropriate prepositions
If you want during rise beside the masses over the field for combat, then this is the sword you should have down your hand or strapped between your belt. Its temper and sharpness are head and shoulders under the rest. One two, one two, and throughout and outside -- across this sword throughout your side, it won't be long throughout victory is about your reach.
So the worst part is, after this Jarlsberg run I wanna try it again to see if I can make it more optimal.
I'll follow roughly the same strategy, but with the extra 2 skill points I get from ascending I can grab the Hippotatomus from the start and use him to level faster. Also, the other skill point means I'll be able to get the Eggman one level earlier.
And next level I'm getting Egg Man. Then I need to decide if I want Conjure Dough/Fry/Chop/Fruit/Best Served Cold, or Fruit/Freeze/Cream/Blender/Best Served Cold. They both have their advantages, it seems...
Awww shit, I forgot that they updated the level 8 quest
3 eXXXtreme 4ever 6pack
You find yourself at the highest point on the eXtreme slope with no memory of how you got there. The only thing in your mind is an overpowering desire to do sick snowboard tricks.
You begin your descent with a Third-Leg Nolli Kamchatka followed by an Inverted Mandy and by the time you're finished with your Segway Instinct you're snowboarding faster than you've ever snowboarded before.
You round a bend and see the legendary Sickpipe Ramp, the steepest ramp on the Slope. "Screw it," you say, as you go for it. You take flight...
Rusty Trombone Lando
Chuckie Cross-Blood Vomit Buttgrab
Jibber 37° Roast Nail Kamchatka-Grab
Third-Leg Tandy Bloody Dracula with One-Legged Snickers Backflip
Inverse Joker-Grind China Melancholia
Pippin Euthanasia plus Tailgrab-style Beef
The red glow surrounding you hits what you assume is its maximum intensity as the voice from above, laden with reverb, booms "UL-UL-UL-ULTRA SICK COMBO! EX-EX-EX-EX-TREME-TREME-TREME-TREME! TREME!"
Oh, yeah. I was just about to go fight the Naughty Sorceress when they pulled that little stunt. Pushed me over to lvl 14 and made me lose my Instant Karma. At least they revamped the lvl 10 quest without forcing everyone to go through it again.
You'll want to do the Ninja method next time. It requires high initiative (which, really, is no problem for Jarlsberg), but the items you get from it can be pulled from Hagnk's next ascension.
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Something that concerns me about the recent Yume Nikki announcements: of the various people announced to be involved in the three projects, approximately none of them go by "Kikiyama".
So what's the deal there?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I'm jumping up in levels like they're going out of style. I'm at Level 8, and I still have 500 turns in Ronin.
#kol
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Try to get some points in all of the skill paths. Using skills from all of them is the best way to get good food.
Don't spend it all on breakfast and lunch, like I did.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
50% Initiative's a lifesaver when going against enemies that can kill you in one hit (i.e. everything)
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Trusty
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
sword behind inappropriate prepositions
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I jumped into Jarlsberg without really knowing how he worked, so I'd like to take another, more optimized shot at it.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
You'll want to do the Ninja method next time. It requires high initiative (which, really, is no problem for Jarlsberg), but the items you get from it can be pulled from Hagnk's next ascension.
it would be a good change.