Absurdity: Part 1

edited 2012-09-08 19:47:22 in General
Zorak and His Mother in: AVADA KEDAVRA

The City of Townsville: That which holds the image of a U.S. Highway shield becomes itself a U.S. Highway

dear princess celestia, someday i hope to be a huge bitch, but in pony form

can I have a Coke now?

not until you clean up that mess you made when you tried implementing Dallas phasing at 5 major intersections in the Denver-Aurora Metropolitan Area
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    a weeping angel enters the set of Space Ghost Coast to Coast

    (i have no idea how to do this without repeating "Snatch")

    Mojo Jojo is a bad father
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    would zorak snark at the angel

    Also Mojo JOjo is an excellent father, he and his kids bond over plans for wolrd domination
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    The horse Secretariat and his 600 foals take over the earth.

    A colony of mildew foils the plans of the evil land developer.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^perhaps
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  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    troll reproduction
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Disastrous Crosshatching.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    a weeping angel enters the set of Space Ghost Coast to Coast

    (i have no idea how to do this without repeating "Snatch")

    This was pretty much my exact train of thought.

    I have a tons of these that will probably manifest in bizarre crossover fics that I will share with everyone, so I'll keep a lid on it.

    BUT WHAT IF LIDS, INSTEAD OF KEEPING FOOD FRESH, ATE PEOPLE?! WHAT A TRIP!


  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Tupperware lids used to be advertised as "burping" when they sealed. IT'S A CONSPIRACY I SWEAR
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    When is Absurdity: Part 2 happening
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    once the crowdfunding campaign takes off

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