So today was my first day at school

Charlotte

Another year, another run at Pearl Road Elementary. And wouldn't you know it, I'm in Ms. Teacherson's class again this year. I decided to ask Ms. Teacherson when she's planning to stop teaching third grade. She said she'll stop as soon as I stop being 8 years old every year, and that seemed like a fair deal so I agreed for it.

The rest of the day was ok, I guess...I didn't have any money for lunch so I had to scam Danny into giving me some. I knew he can't resist my feminine charms. That and I threatened to punch him after school if he didn't buy me lunch. He said he wouldn't give me extra money for chocolate milk, though, and I agreed 'cause I guess that's fair.

Then we had recess...this school really needs to update their playground. The swing I broke in May is still broken. What are our tax dollars going to these days?

So yeah, that happened. I have a backpackload of papers for Daddy to sign...

Jumpingzombie

Charlotte, what's you're secret to staying young for so many years.

Charlotte

Hmm...have you tried just not growing up? It seemed to work for that Peter Pan kid...

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Tre

 I knew he can't resist my feminine charms.

Charlotte

^^ Butbut...how else can I assert my POWER? If I'm going to be Queen of the world someday, I have to start somewhere...

^ Ooh, Gravity Falls! I love that show, even if the Disney Channel isn't as cool as Cartoon Network 2000.

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Jumpingzombie

Well, Charlotte, you see, normal people go through puberty And if you go through people, you're never allowed to be a child again.

Also, Junie B. Jones is not a Role Model.

Justice4243

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffty_Is_Five