The Aki Sisters are two of the lesser goddesses of Gensokyo. Minoriko, the younger sister, is the goddess of the harvest. She has sweet potato perfume, two left feet, and an inferiority complex. Shizuha, the elder sister, is the goddess of fallen leaves. She's generally considered to be calmer, if more pessimistic, than her sister. They're, somewhat paradoxically, known for being uninteresting, and relatively little attention is given to them.
Yuuka Kazami is a old, powerful, slightly crazy youkai. She has the sole honor of being a final boss, a playable character and a remnant of the PC-98 Era. She served as the final boss in Lotus Land Story, in which Reimu/Marisa wake her up and battle her to stop the youkai horde/gain great power (her chibi outfit is based on her appearance in the fifth stage, where she's still in her pajamas). Later, she became a PC in Mystic Square, taking on some of the most powerful beings in Hell out of boredom. Much, much later, she'd emerge in the Windows Era as a wandering flower youkai. She'd be attacked by many suspicious individuals during Phantasmagoria of Flower View.
Both in the PC-98 Era and the Windows Era, Yuuka is one of the most dangerous youkai, on par with Yukari or Kanako. Unlike most youkai, her power doesn't come from a special ability or a racial trait. Her flower manipulation's largely for aesthetic; she's just naturally powerful. That, combined with the fact that youkai get more powerful as they age, puts her at the same level as Yukari.
In today's brief installment, we will battle the gym leader Erika, who first attempts to distract us with a ruse
and then glibly informs us she's unbeatable
what a bitch.
Whatever, let's rawk.
man I feel like I've seen this somewhere before.
The Yuuka gets in a few hits of Giga Drain, but we're ultimately able to persevere.
And then this happens.
Which is pretty interesting, to say the least. Unfortunately, since we've been using Ice Ball, both Shizuha and her sister are taken out in a single hit. Gaining Zesty two levels total, and concluding what might be the easiest gym battle we've yet had.
SO. I would do more, but now I need input from your end, Heap, what shall I do next?
Also I'm disappointed to report the continued absence of Motivational Guy. What has become of him, I wonder?
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I'm pretty sure it's reasonable to do either Sabrina or Koga next. I forget exactly who's officially in what position.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Wait, you forgot who Sabrina is? I thought she was one of the more famous Gym Leaders.
My knowledge of Pokemon games is largely limited to the 3rd Generation, that being the only one I actually played, and a few of the animes. That's why I do Gensokyo reports instead of Kanto reports.
I just made the assumption with Sabrina because Jun's Dark and it's always best to have a Dark Pokemon when taking on the Psychic Gym.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Ah, I see. Sorry about that.
Your assumption was correct, though you wouldn't have been able to make it in the game this is based on since Kanto has no Dark Pokémon.
Sabrina also has a very odd anime adaptation. Basically, her psychic powers split her personality and turned her into a sociopathic doll fetishist. Yep.
Tonight's episode sponsored by Himanshu "Heems" Suri.
Right so, we've decided to try to take on Koga next because reasons or something. Also we've got an epidemic type advantage against him, so there's that too.
To get to him, we have to take Cycle Road. I think
we already stomped those bikers sometime either in a prior episode or a livestream (I don't recall which). So this episode we're just gonna try to get through here, and since it's in the same area we might hit up the Safari Zone too.
So the first dude we encounter is either a child molester or a bodybuilder (or maybe he's both, who knows?)
so that's a thing
ah, definitely a child molester.
We defeat him and his two Meilings pretty easily, though.
We also encounter some new Touhoes in the grass.
the remainder of our trip down to the bottom of Cycle Road is pretty uneventful, so I'll see y'all next time.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
The only thing I can think of that remotely makes sense is that her dress turns green when she turns into a hakutaku.
PLEASE ALLOW ME TO REINTRODUCE MYSELF MY NAME IS MO'
and this is not what I look like at all.
So yeah, it's been awhile.
Long story short, I felt that today was a good day to bring out LP back. This update's gonna be pretty short because I don't 100% remember what we're doing, but the good thing here is that updates are now a lot less tedious, as I've installed gyazo.
so, we left off here.
at the bottom of cycling road.
If you don't know what's special about today, the demo for the 14th Touhou game--Double-Dealing Character--was released. Fittingly, it marks Sakuya's return as a playable character, and if you'll recall
and as this dude is about to find out
we're pretty good with Sakuya.
and to mark our return, we level up Zesty with a couple easy KO's, and she learns a new move
Trick lets us swap items with our opponent, which is situational at best, but could prove useful regardless.
Anyway, I mostly wanted to welcome y'all back to the Heapers' Hangout Touhoumon Blue Let's Play. A larger update will be coming later tonight.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I would just like to point out that nothing in this picture whatsoever is pink.
Just
fuckin
saying.
anyhow before we visit the Safari Zone proper let's take a look at the zoo out front
.....
let's not take a look at the zoo out front.
let's really not take a look at the zoo out front
from an innocuous sign, we learn for the first time that we have a watch.
Damn son.
also we encounter our first...Tou...hou?
they are literally balls of fuzz and I am confused.
we catch said mothballs with minimal difficulty though.
I'm not tryin to be gross but are we sure these things aren't semen? Because they're small, white, ball shaped, fly through the "air", and apparently "feel good to touch".
I dunno man, I dunno.
in the name of puns, we bestow upon him a glorious nickname
the second thing we come across is um
.......?
...................................?
I'm confused.
OK so apparently this particular session is brought to you by Alfred Hitchcock.
We pop into the rest house but there's nothing there, so, we move on.
MOOOOOAR BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRDS
so in this version, the safari zone is replaced with the Tripping Balls Zone.
if you can't tell, these are all PC-98 characters.
Mimi-chan also has the most helpful possible tohodex entry
I'm not going to nickname it because what could I come up with that would make any more sense than a missile named Mimi-chan?
now, this presents some interesting opportunities.
I caught it, so I'm going to cut the update here, because I want name ideas for this one.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
My sources say that Mimi-Chan is a branched evolution of a Touhoumon we haven't seen yet.
The other branch is Ruukoto. I guess it's a reference to PoDD.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Just to refresh my memory: our remaining choices are Lily Black, Daiyousei, Zombie Fairy, and... I forget the last one. Kodaichan?
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Oh wait, I still have the Touhoudex text file!
Yarrun is correct. And the Zombie Fairy requires a Fire Stone.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Somehow, I'm reminded of how the Sun Stone and the Thunderstone used to evolve exactly two Pokémon. How sad.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
As I recall, they were minor enemies in the PC-98 games.
so I was making my way back to the department store a few cities back, and ran into a trainer we hadn't fought. After beating him, something rather unexpected occurred
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Doki Doki seems to be more fitting for the Zombie Fairy. Zombies would probably make your heart rate go up, after all.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
The Aki Sisters are two of the lesser goddesses of Gensokyo. Minoriko, the younger sister, is the goddess of the harvest. She has sweet potato perfume, two left feet, and an inferiority complex. Shizuha, the elder sister, is the goddess of fallen leaves. She's generally considered to be calmer, if more pessimistic, than her sister. They're, somewhat paradoxically, known for being uninteresting, and relatively little attention is given to them.
Yuuka Kazami is a old, powerful, slightly crazy youkai. She has the sole honor of being a final boss, a playable character and a remnant of the PC-98 Era. She served as the final boss in Lotus Land Story, in which Reimu/Marisa wake her up and battle her to stop the youkai horde/gain great power (her chibi outfit is based on her appearance in the fifth stage, where she's still in her pajamas). Later, she became a PC in Mystic Square, taking on some of the most powerful beings in Hell out of boredom. Much, much later, she'd emerge in the Windows Era as a wandering flower youkai. She'd be attacked by many suspicious individuals during Phantasmagoria of Flower View.
Both in the PC-98 Era and the Windows Era, Yuuka is one of the most dangerous youkai, on par with Yukari or Kanako. Unlike most youkai, her power doesn't come from a special ability or a racial trait. Her flower manipulation's largely for aesthetic; she's just naturally powerful. That, combined with the fact that youkai get more powerful as they age, puts her at the same level as Yukari.
In today's brief installment, we will battle the gym leader Erika, who first attempts to distract us with a ruse
and then glibly informs us she's unbeatable
what a bitch.
Whatever, let's rawk.
man I feel like I've seen this somewhere before.
The Yuuka gets in a few hits of Giga Drain, but we're ultimately able to persevere.
And then this happens.
Which is pretty interesting, to say the least. Unfortunately, since we've been using Ice Ball, both Shizuha and her sister are taken out in a single hit. Gaining Zesty two levels total, and concluding what might be the easiest gym battle we've yet had.
SO. I would do more, but now I need input from your end, Heap, what shall I do next?
Also I'm disappointed to report the continued absence of Motivational Guy. What has become of him, I wonder?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Considering that Lily White's all 'IT'S SPRING' and Shizuha's all 'IT'S FALL', it would have made a nice contrast.
So...I guess the best question would be 'where's the next gym?'
I feel as though Koga would be a better bet. We should let Jun level up in daycare more before we attempt Sabrina.
also we have to do some Team Rocket thing to get to Sabrina.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Koga it is then.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I just made the assumption with Sabrina because Jun's Dark and it's always best to have a Dark Pokemon when taking on the Psychic Gym.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Tonight's episode sponsored by Himanshu "Heems" Suri.
Right so, we've decided to try to take on Koga next because reasons or something. Also we've got an epidemic type advantage against him, so there's that too.
To get to him, we have to take Cycle Road. I think
we already stomped those bikers sometime either in a prior episode or a livestream (I don't recall which). So this episode we're just gonna try to get through here, and since it's in the same area we might hit up the Safari Zone too.
So the first dude we encounter is either a child molester or a bodybuilder (or maybe he's both, who knows?)
so that's a thing
ah, definitely a child molester.
We defeat him and his two Meilings pretty easily, though.
We also encounter some new Touhoes in the grass.
the remainder of our trip down to the bottom of Cycle Road is pretty uneventful, so I'll see y'all next time.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I am not sure why Chibi Keine is holding a leaf over her head. I honestly don't know, seriously, why?
PLEASE ALLOW ME TO REINTRODUCE MYSELF MY NAME IS MO'
and this is not what I look like at all.
So yeah, it's been awhile.
Long story short, I felt that today was a good day to bring out LP back. This update's gonna be pretty short because I don't 100% remember what we're doing, but the good thing here is that updates are now a lot less tedious, as I've installed gyazo.
so, we left off here.
at the bottom of cycling road.
If you don't know what's special about today, the demo for the 14th Touhou game--Double-Dealing Character--was released. Fittingly, it marks Sakuya's return as a playable character, and if you'll recall
and as this dude is about to find out
we're pretty good with Sakuya.
and to mark our return, we level up Zesty with a couple easy KO's, and she learns a new move
Trick lets us swap items with our opponent, which is situational at best, but could prove useful regardless.
Anyway, I mostly wanted to welcome y'all back to the Heapers' Hangout Touhoumon Blue Let's Play. A larger update will be coming later tonight.
Until then, this is Mo' live from Fuschia City
signin out!
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
alright let's cycle
I would just like to point out that nothing in this picture whatsoever is pink.
Just
fuckin
saying.
anyhow before we visit the Safari Zone proper let's take a look at the zoo out front
.....
let's not take a look at the zoo out front.
let's really not take a look at the zoo out front
from an innocuous sign, we learn for the first time that we have a watch.
Damn son.
also we encounter our first...Tou...hou?
they are literally balls of fuzz and I am confused.
we catch said mothballs with minimal difficulty though.
I'm not tryin to be gross but are we sure these things aren't semen? Because they're small, white, ball shaped, fly through the "air", and apparently "feel good to touch".
I dunno man, I dunno.
in the name of puns, we bestow upon him a glorious nickname
the second thing we come across is um
.......?
...................................?
I'm confused.
OK so apparently this particular session is brought to you by Alfred Hitchcock.
We pop into the rest house but there's nothing there, so, we move on.
MOOOOOAR BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRDS
so in this version, the safari zone is replaced with the Tripping Balls Zone.
if you can't tell, these are all PC-98 characters.
Mimi-chan also has the most helpful possible tohodex entry
I'm not going to nickname it because what could I come up with that would make any more sense than a missile named Mimi-chan?
now, this presents some interesting opportunities.
I caught it, so I'm going to cut the update here, because I want name ideas for this one.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
The Kedama are representatives of those fuzzy enemies from the fourth level of PCB. They also feature in the F.O.E. meme.
And the rocket is apparently the evolution of the Kedama. Not sure how that works
(Gensokyo Report #12?)
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
probably. Safari Zone is mostly "out-there" characters like PC98s, obscure enemies, and memethings.
even in Tohomon, FOE
It works.
Nickname is done, now we have to figure out to evolve this one into.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I think there's a thunderstone one too.
I forget how to do Zombie Fairy else I'd like to do that. She could conceivably be pretty useful.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
ok
i think we can buy thunderstones somewhere. at that big department store.
oh ok
Firestones too I think.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
found a leafstone
anyone know what Evil Eyes are from?
not again.
oh hey, well
look at that.
so I was making my way back to the department store a few cities back, and ran into a trainer we hadn't fought. After beating him, something rather unexpected occurred
I couldn't be more proud TwT
OK, I bought the thunder and fire stones.
Which one are we making which?
this reasoning is solid enough for me.
evolution caps + tohodex entries incoming, and then we'll probably be done for the night.
oh gog the adorability
oh gog
yes, very good.
now for the Dex entries.
uhh...right
a friend of Yukari's I guess
in any case, that's all for today. See ya next time.