ReDead Liveblogs Diablo II

ReDead · 2012-07-31 03:28:52

So!

Diablo II.

I'll admit, I've never done a liveblog before. And I question my ability to bring the quality of this game to you. But hey, even if I fail, I still tried. And added an lb to the pitifully small pile of lbs HH has.

Anyways, I'm gonna let you, the readers, choose what class we do this lb with. There's:

The Amazon: Skilled with the spear and the bow, she's a very versatile fighter.
The Assassin: Schooled in the Martial Arts, her mind and body are deadly weapons.
The Necromancer: Summoning Undead Minions and Cursing his enemies are his specialties. This class, I've got experience with.
The Barbarian: He is unequaled in Close-Quarters combat and Mastery of weapons
The Paladin: He is a natural Party Leader, Holy Man, and Blessed Warrior.
The Sorceress: She has mastered the Elemental Magicks -- Fire, Lightning, and Ice.
The Druid: Commanding the forces of nature, he summons Wild Beasts and Raging Storms to his side.

Also, we need a name for our unlucky chosen one. Due to an agreement I've made with Lazuli, I have to request that this name be ridiculous.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-07-31 03:37:26

Play the Druid

Play the Druid and name him Sir Carbuncle

ReDead · 2012-07-31 04:18:05

...Lazuli, do you know what a Carbuncle is?

Because I checked Wikipedia. And it is not a pretty thing to look at.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-07-31 04:25:47

<--carbuncle

Tre · 2012-07-31 04:38:25

Is it weird that I think of those glowing cat-rabbit things from Final Fantasy X-I-whatever-the-frick-that-dang-one-was-that-was-online when people mention carbuncles?

The Derp Lizard comes second for whatever reason. But nyehh.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-07-31 04:46:29

Tre you have to vote on the things.

Tre · 2012-07-31 04:49:04

You shall be a sorceress named Lumpy Space Princess

and you must talk in a valley girl accent (minus the "girl" aspect, apparently) :P

Spacey · 2012-07-31 12:13:19

Be a barbarian named Sir Worthington Q. Essorfortshire, Esq. IV.

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ReDead · 2012-07-31 14:22:43

Hmm...

Alright, so I think what I'll do is leave the voting open until tonight, maybe some time tommorow.

Also, the Necromancer needs a name.

thespacephantom · 2012-07-31 14:38:53

Be a barbarian named Sir Worthington Q. Essorfortshire, Esq. IV.

Spacey · 2012-07-31 14:40:23

^I agree.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-07-31 16:53:52

^Something fishy's goin' on here.

Actually I will change my vote to this.

Tre said:
You shall be a sorceress named Lumpy Space Princess

and you must talk in a valley girl accent (minus the "girl" aspect, apparently) :P

ReDead · 2012-07-31 19:09:14

So... 2 votes for LSP, 2 for Worthington.

And one for the Necromancer with no name.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-07-31 19:13:26

spacephantom and FutureSpacey are the same person.

Spacey · 2012-07-31 19:37:21

'cept i'm from the future

ProfessorGator · 2012-07-31 19:41:34

Hmm... I think I'll even it out and vote for Sir Worthington.

ReDead · 2012-07-31 19:48:05

...

Right then. Looks like Lumpy Space Princess is in the lead. I'll check back in some time tomorrow and whatever is in the lead will be our character.

EDIT: Didn't see Gator's post. Worthington and LSP are tied.

TitleName · 2012-08-01 02:45:44

Sir Worthington is clearly the superior choice. So says I.

ReDead · 2012-08-01 16:20:19

Alright, so it looks like, winning by a whopping landslide of one vote, our lucky winner is Sir Worthington.

And he certainly seems eager to get out there and start bashing skulls. In a dignified and gentlemanly way, of course.

I'll try and get the first update out by tomorrow at the latest.

ReDead · 2012-08-02 23:39:05

I'm having some issues with the imagehosting site I'm using, so the first update will be delayed a bit.

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