NOW EXULT. VICTORY, SPOILS ARE YOURS.

thespacephantom

The amazing victory allows you to scale the first two ACHIEVEMENT RUNGS on your ECHELADDER. You are now a PLUCKY TOT, with a new feather in your cap to show for it.

The ECHELADDER rewards your bold ascent with 125 BOONDOLLARS. You waste little time in storing them in your CERAMIC PORKHOLLOW.

Additionally, climbing the rungs has boosted your GEL VISCOSITY and CACHE LIMIT.

Viani

So he's a human, right? where's his nose?

thespacephantom

(He's drawn all stylized-like)

Haven

Homestuck humans don't get noses until adulthood, whereupon they lose their eyes.

Apparently.

thespacephantom

No, they're just stylized. Same with the guardians.

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

Of course, no one in the story has ears, explaining why they communicate via IM and not just calling each other or something.