First, paint your head red

DickGrabrod · 2012-06-16 23:48:27

Then, take your shirt off, to expose your manly chest.

Unknown · 2012-06-16 23:58:00

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glennmagusharvey · 2012-06-18 17:30:39

When do I put my right foot in and take my right foot out and put my right foot in and shake it all about?

Haven · 2012-06-18 17:31:31

When he cuts off your leg

Justice4243 · 2012-06-18 17:46:23

Still looking for that day job, Eh' Kratos?

Hexartes · 2012-06-19 00:18:35

@Lumine

Did not see that coming.

Unknown · 2012-06-19 00:22:18

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Justice4243 · 2012-06-19 02:22:01

It certainly the series in the genre all other games in the genre are compared to.

With good reason, I might add.

King_Friday · 2012-06-19 14:17:05

I adore God of War, Kratos is so angry all the time - it's inspiring really.

I think my favorite part of the game EVER is when Hermes gives you the slip several levels in a row. When Kratos finally catches up to him he beats the bejesus out of him then proceeds to rip his legs off before equipping his boots. Did he have to rip his legs off? No. Was it fun? Yes.

Justice4243 · 2012-06-19 14:19:51

God of War also comes with a noted increase in the amount of times you swear.

King_Friday · 2012-06-19 14:26:40

That's exactly why I haven't played it since we had a baby.

...and why I haven't played Soul Calibur, because calling Ivy a bitch every time I fail to exact a combo of hers will result in Laila's first word beginning with the letter "B".

Justice4243 · 2012-06-19 14:29:09

I hope it's "bacon". That would be hilarious.

Imipolex G · 2012-06-19 14:33:35

I agree.

Tre · 2012-06-19 16:31:44

If Squid liking GoW is surprising, guess what?

I'm a fan as well. Casually, but still.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-06-19 16:32:36

and throw forks at her.

First, paint your head red

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