Bacon

Imipolex G · 2011-08-14 20:05:33

It is excellent and awesome.

thespacephantom · 2011-08-14 20:17:15

rite

Jumpingzombie · 2011-08-14 22:55:15

BLTs are motherfucking delish.

Imipolex G · 2011-08-14 23:04:35

who cares if pigs have to die to make it

Jumpingzombie · 2011-08-14 23:34:03

FUCK PIGS. Wait, they don't sweat. And pigs make bacon.

D:

Justice4243 · 2011-12-27 20:50:38

I, too, would like to express my interest for delicious haraam bacon.

Manly McMacho · 2011-12-27 21:45:38

lol I'm eating bacon right now.

Rottweiler · 2011-12-27 22:26:02

Roger or Francis?

Manly McMacho · 2011-12-27 22:31:08

Hickory.

Misery · 2011-12-28 00:36:31

Bacon buffet...mmm...

King_Friday · 2011-12-28 03:21:22

Bacon makes me sad that I can't eat pig. And pork scratchings... *drools*

Imipolex G · 2011-12-28 11:43:02

Why can't you eat pig?

King_Friday · 2011-12-28 14:01:54

Because I'm a Muslim.

Boney · 2011-12-28 14:08:17

Sunni or Shiite?

King_Friday · 2011-12-28 14:37:49

Sunni.

Imipolex G · 2011-12-28 14:44:34

Well there's a thing I did not know

Justice4243 · 2011-12-28 14:58:57

Me on the other hand...*eats bacon wrapped pork chops*

OM NOM NOM

Rottweiler · 2011-12-28 15:25:34

@Friday: o/~ Sunni day, sweeping the clouds away o/~

@Justice: May as well deep fry your bacon-wrapped pork chops in lard.

PlutoniumFist · 2011-12-28 15:26:43

"May as well deep fry your bacon-wrapped pork chops in lard."

...You don't do that?

King_Friday · 2011-12-28 18:20:19

Justice4243 · 2011-12-28 18:22:25

"Roger or Francis?"

"Kevin", it seems.

Ace Rimmer · 2011-12-29 02:56:58

I could murder a bacon sarnie now

Justice4243 · 2011-12-29 02:58:49

Ace Rimmer · 2011-12-29 06:25:37

Omg, Bacon sarines and Brown sauce = Best food combo ever

King_Friday · 2011-12-29 14:45:51

Yeah, HP really does make a Bacon sarnie. Coincidentally, I knew a girl who referred to sanitary towels as "sarnies". Creeped me the %$@# out.

Ace Rimmer · 2011-12-29 14:59:33

Friday, There were somethings that people didn't need to know.

King_Friday · 2011-12-29 15:10:36

If I must bare it so must others.

Agent_Rumetzen · 2011-12-29 19:56:46

Step one: Get fried eggs

Step two: Get bread

Step three: Get bacon

Step four: Combine and consume

Justice4243 · 2011-12-29 19:58:30

One of my favorite breakfast combos.

Obā-san · 2011-12-29 20:02:34

BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rottweiler · 2011-12-29 22:36:56

@Agent_Rumetzen: I think you mean fried eggs, bread, bacon, sausage, hash browns, fried tomato and mushrooms, and baked beans.

Agent_Rumetzen · 2011-12-29 22:39:02

No. That's too british.

Justice4243 · 2011-12-29 22:52:54

That might even be too British for Friday (even without the bacon).

Rottweiler · 2011-12-30 01:15:46

But too British for me? NEVER!

Justice4243 · 2011-12-30 01:21:39

I talked to Friday. Apparently the best fry up she ever had was in Wales and pretty much had everything you mentioned, so I stand corrected.

King_Friday · 2011-12-30 18:07:01

Indeed, in the middle of nowhere, full of hungover/stoned students. BEST FRY UP EVER. Did I mention they served beer?

Ace Rimmer · 2011-12-31 02:19:40

Where abouts in Wales was it?

Ace Rimmer · 2012-01-29 07:23:41

I wouldn't mind this

Justice4243 · 2012-01-29 17:00:37

Xzibit's floating disembodied head is kind distracting...

I hope it doesn't plan on watching the entire time I'm making bacon.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-01-29 17:05:18

Are you even allowed to make bacon because I would have thought Friday has your balls in a vice now

Icalasari · 2012-01-29 17:05:40

Third monday of every month I have 16 pieces of bacon :D

Imipolex G · 2012-01-29 17:16:06

You'd think it would be awesome, but Bacon Bra just seems wrong to me.

Icalasari · 2012-01-29 17:17:31

I want bacon now D:

Justice4243 · 2012-01-29 17:28:06

"Are you even allowed to make bacon because I would have thought Friday has your balls in a vice now"

I thought I had mentioned a little thing called "sharing" in another thread...

Anyhow, this time their might be some issue because she's Muslim and is not allowed pork products.

King_Friday · 2012-01-29 17:28:49

SCARY BACON!!!

-This is why we don't eat bacon, due to its obvious affiliations with Red Skull.

I speak of course for all Muslims.

Haven · 2012-01-29 17:30:03

You'd think it would be awesome, but Bacon Bra just seems wrong to me.

I concur. "Extra-greasy boobs" doesn't really appeal to me.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-01-29 17:30:53

I thought I had mentioned a little thing called "sharing" in another thread...

Actually I didn;t know that

Anyhow, this time their might be some issue because she's Muslim and is not allowed pork products.

My joke came into 2 parts and that was the 2nd part

Viani · 2012-01-29 20:32:14

Isn't Patrick Swayzy dead?

Justice4243 · 2012-01-29 20:54:51

Not sure what that has to do with anything, but yes.

Viani · 2012-01-29 21:02:10

Patrick + Kevin always remind me of each other.

Justice4243 · 2012-01-29 21:03:46

'kay.

Yes, Swayzy is now bouncing patrons in the Big Roadhouse in the sky.

Apparently if you rich enough and lived in a small enough town, you could do anything you wanted in the 80s.

Bacon

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