ITT: Your weaknesses

edited 2012-06-01 23:25:47 in General
Fried chicken.

Really crappy grocery store fried chicken, too. The kind that's more corn than bird.

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  • The sadness will last forever.

    Food. Especially sweets.

     

    I love chocolate sooooo much.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Nutella
  • edited 2012-06-01 23:34:06
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    my astonishingly good looks

    saltwater taffy, it's amazing

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I love chocolate, too. Especially if mint is involved. XD

    Also, potato chips and ice cream. It's a wonder I've lost this much weight, as much crap as I eat. :P
  • edited 2012-06-01 23:59:04
    Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Bullets.

    From a gun.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    bullets from a nun
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    People playing with my hair.

    It makes me powerless to their charms.
  • edited 2012-06-02 00:52:39
    ^^ Reminds me: being too ticklish for my own good. That's another one.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I know that feeling.

    I am waaaay too ticklish. >.>
  • edited 2012-06-02 01:14:36
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Bullets.

    From a gun.
    Bullets from a revolver.
    Bullets from a gun.
    Bullets through the atmosphere.
    Here they come.


    ...Also...Booze, food, RPG books, and Religious reference books. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Fire.

    Tickling.

    The ravages of Time.

    Music.

    Mammary glands.
  • I'm just here to gay the place up

    My bf's penis.

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I'm also weak to nice butts.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Sentimentality, melodrama, camp, guitar solos.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Food: Sushi, crême brulée, medium-rare steak in a cognac sauce, weird ice cream in flavours like African violet and nutmeg.
    Music: Post-punk, noise and noise-rock, pretty yet harmonically complex piano music, fuzzy indie pop music with really nice guitar hooks.
    Books: Understated fin-de-siècle supernatural horror, fractured yet highly expressive prose, good use of obscure words, post-modern genre-butchery, general low-key creepiness.
    Television: Trippy and startling animation, rapid-fire dialogue, complex plots, well-placed music, realistic drama.
    Film: Scenery porn, surreal plot digressions, David Lynch, Wes Anderson's dialogue, those moments in Hayao Miyazaki films that make you want to cry in a happy way.
    Other: Attractively androgynous people with really pretty eyes.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "Scenery porn, surreal plot digressions"

    Oh yeah, these are good too.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    >music with really nice guitar hooks.
    >good use of obscure words
    >general low-key creepiness.
    >Scenery porn

    Also all of these.
  • Food: Popcorn, citrus candies, toffee
    Music: A good low end, interesting sound design, dissonance, cool syncopation, triplets, minimalism
    Books: immersiveness, magical realism (*Or magic used in a logical, sensible manner*), intrigue, satisfying or bittersweet endings. 
    Film: Film Noir, and all the aspects that make it up taken individually.
    Visual art: grotesquery, minimalism, abstract expressionism, mixed media
  • edited 2012-06-02 20:57:22
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^ Should have added visual art, but basically what Inane/Frictional said, plus "the abstract end of surrealism," "a careful sense of lighting" and "good texture."

    Also, Victorian-era wallpaper patterns, cute animals, echo effects, intentional use of unmoving animated patterns and the works of Edward Gorey.
  • edited 2012-06-02 21:00:40
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Fun with bullet points!
    • Food: pizza, french fries, Tex-Mex, and Chinese Asian buffets to varying degrees
    • Video Games: monster battling, especially Pokémon
    • Music: most video game music, especially if the mood exciting and/or happy (rock and metal-inspired tunes usually evoke this reaction)
    • In General: reptiles, dragons (more so if they're on the "good guy" side)
  • edited 2012-06-02 21:03:57
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    So this is now about things we like?

    Then

    Weirdness, generally
    Good metal riffs
    Psychedelia
    Metafiction
    Genre-butchery
    Books, both to read and as physical objects
    Mysticism, spirituality, a sense of the numinous
    The end of the world
    Androgyny
    Big labyrinthine buildings
    Elaborate action scenes
    Dr. Pepper
    Cows
    Mammary glands
  • cute animals


    Also this. :3
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