Iconoclast

edited 2012-05-15 02:17:35 in General
Corn Flakes in Ohio

When Wurdick Says, "Gimme The Jimmy!™", Then Give Him The Jimmy

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Fun fact: In Columbus, Ohio it is illegal to sell Corn Flakes on a Sunday.

    I have no idea if that's actually true, but you hear it repeated so often that it's at least an urban legend.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Iron Dave never did pay attention to stop lights, but the signs, with their candy red finish and their octagonal outlines, often found themselves rotating in a gentle counter-clockwise cascade in his pleasant dreams, their numbers legion.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The working title for Gravity's Rainbow was Mindless Pleasures.

    Really, that would make a better title for the Heap.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The working TITLE

    jeez

    not everything I say is about tits. At least not directly.
  • edited 2012-05-15 02:32:51
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    everything I say is about tits

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Quote mining will not get you any delicious tits.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Thank you squid. And good night everypony
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