I miss hiding outside your house, in the bushes, with a bottle of chloroform.

Justice4243 · 2012-05-07 16:49:48

That's OK, though. I get out of work, soon.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-05-07 16:56:49

There aren't any bushes near my house....

there's a tree. But I can see it from here, there's no one in it.

Justice4243 · 2012-05-07 16:57:56

That's because I'm at work, right now.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-05-07 16:59:06

But you live in Oregon....

how are you going to get from there to here in a reasonable amount of time?

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-07 16:59:06

There are no bushes outside my house either because I live on a terraced estate

Justice4243 · 2012-05-07 16:59:54

YOU BOTHER UNDERESTIMATE THE WILL OF MY CONVICTION!

Fossilmaiden · 2012-05-07 17:00:26

I don't think the cats that live around here would appreciate you being in the bushes. They're kinda territorial.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-05-07 17:01:19

Oh yeah. We have like foxes and rats around here, plus the occasional bear.

Also they're mutant bears.

Justice4243 · 2012-05-07 17:02:27

I have four cats, and have studied there ways..kinda like Jane Goodall...except with cats...and I never left my house...except to stalk people.

Also:

Salix Babylonika · 2012-05-07 17:06:11

^Palmertonbears.jpg

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-07 17:18:50

Btw Justice, you could try hiding outside my house but you'd be wet and freezing your arse off :p

Justice4243 · 2012-05-07 17:21:43

I live in Portland, I'm used to it.

I think Friday has determined the weather is somehow worse here than England.

Did I mention that Portland has the most psychiatrists per capita in the United States?

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-07 17:23:22

No you did not

But I don't think Portland is comparable to a town on the Cumbrian coast :p

Manchester yes but Barrow-in-Furness no

Justice4243 · 2012-05-07 17:25:04

That's right, I forgot you lived out in nowhere.

Maybe I could open up a sheep Han Solo style and huddle in the internal organs for warmth.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-07 17:26:00

There are no sheep in my town :P

Justice4243 · 2012-05-07 17:27:43

THAT'S BECAUSE I ALREADY CUT THEM OPEN TO HIDE AND KEEP WARM AFTER I ESCAPED FROM THE WAMPA!

Yarrun XIX · 2012-05-07 17:32:49

Eh, you could probably order a fresh sheep carcass and have it sent over there.

Justice4243 · 2012-05-07 17:36:17

"Hello, WALES?! Send me a one unviolated sheep carcuss! How much is overnight shipping? WHAT?! I'm not paying THAT! You know, what? It gets here when it gets here."

A week later, I'm drunk in a pub somewhere, having forgotten completely about the "mail order sheep carcass gambit", and The Wind Fish's post office is discovering a new smell.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-07 17:37:45

Btw, there is a town about 15 miles away that has a lot of sheep :p

Justice4243 · 2012-05-07 17:38:16

I'LL KILL THE FUCKERS.

I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHY, ANYMORE!

Haven · 2012-05-07 18:12:33

Just for the shear pleasure of it?

I miss hiding outside your house, in the bushes, with a bottle of chloroform.

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