10 News Stories That Raise Endless Unanswered Questions

Salix Babylonika

Salix Babylonika

2012-05-07 15:55:39 edited 2012-05-07 15:55:57 in General

Just read this.

Just...any of them, really.

Count how many times you say "fucking what?"

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DickGrabrod

2012-05-07 16:00:09 edited 2012-05-07 16:00:34

-Christina H-

nope.avi
Salix Babylonika

2012-05-07 16:01:15
https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

People who can keep the Cracked writers straight amuse me.
Seriously though it's just news items.
All Nines

2012-05-07 17:01:36 edited 2012-05-07 17:02:20
Lol Mienshao doesn't learn Hammer Arm!

I think they're fairly distinct, myself. And I'm also not a huge fan of Christina H. But I'll take a look-see.

EDIT: Wait, she's a columnist now?
Yarrun XIX

2012-05-07 17:40:43
Whores! we want "poems that kill."
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead

?

What's wrong with Christina H?
Odradek

2012-05-07 17:42:34
My dreams exceed my real life

She's better than Gladstone.
ProfessorGator

2012-05-07 18:07:22
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

I'm not overly familiar with the Cracked article writers, but Christina H and Gladstone both at least have to be better than that one guest writer who ranted about Pokémon Black and White having an insensitive 9/11 reference.

No, Team Rocket is not in this game, and Kyurem does not live in the Desert Resort, nor is he 9 feet 11 inches long (he's 9 feet 10 inches, but almost only counts in horseshoes).
Salix Babylonika

2012-05-07 18:15:35
https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

so has anyone actually read the article...
DickGrabrod

2012-05-07 18:17:09

nope.avi
thenamelesssamurai

2012-05-07 18:22:21

Reading it right now, actually.
ProfessorGator

2012-05-07 18:27:52
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

Sorry about that. I've just finished reading page 1.
Spacey

2012-05-07 18:48:27
i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

I read it.

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