HURRICANE FRANK SPOTLOW-GARBIEL

Frank Spotlow-Garbiel was acting like a hurricane, by lacerating people, power outages because of him, and vandalism, in many streets.
In Sorrento Ave, Frank left 17 houses without power, destroyed 47 devices, wounded 3, and killed one.In Bradley St, Frank left 28 houses without power, destroyed 79 devices, wounded 7, and killed four.In Gerrish Ave, Frank left 22 houses without power, destroyed 58 devices, wounded 5, and killed two.In Andys Dr, Frank left 3 houses without power, destroyed 13 devices, and wounded 1.In 1st ave, Frank left 8 houses without power, destroyed 28 devices, and wounded 2.In Grannis St, Frank left 19 houses without power, destroyed 52 devices, wounded 4, and killed three.In Maple St, Frank left 14 houses without power, destroyed 44 devices, wounded 3, and killed two.In Victor St, Frank left 27 houses without power, destroyed 73 devices, wounded 6, and killed four.In Cecelia Dr, Frank left 15 houses without power, destroyed 46 devices, wounded 3, and killed one.In Frank St, Frank left 18 houses without power, destroyed 53 devices, wounded 4, and killed two.In Arthur Rd, Frank left 4 houses without power, destroyed 22 devices, and wounded 1.In Deerfield St, Frank left 11 houses without power, destroyed 28 devices, wounded 2, and killed two.Frank left a total of 186 houses without power, destroyed a total of 541 devices, lacerated 41 people, and killed 21 of these people.
Nicolette received a call from the police explaining that Frank left nearly 200 houses without power, around 540 devices were destroyed, lacerated 40 people, and killed 20 of these people.
Hurricane Frank Spotlow-Garbiel TranscriptNicole: "Frank was acting like a hurricane and he caused power outages, destroyed multiple devices, and murdered people in the city by lacerating them."DuringAftermathPolicemenNicole: "Then, the policemen arrived."

Policeman #1: "Excuse me, are you Frank Malcolm Spotlow-Garbiel?"
Native: "That's him, officer."

[Frank flees the scene]
Policeman #2: "GET OVER HERE! WE NEED TO ARREST YOU FOR 20 MURDERS, 20 ATTEMPTED MURDERS, VANDALISM, AND POWER OUTAGES!"
5 minutes later
Policeman #3: "Frank Malcolm Spotlow-Garbiel, you are under arrest for 40 knife wounds, 20 kills, vandalism, power outages, and abusive language towards a police officer. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in the court of law."

Comments

  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Court

    Before the verdict

    Acquittal or Guilty Verdict?

    Judge: "Now how did you find Francis Spotlow-Garbiel? Guilty or not guilty?"

    Jury member: "Your honor, we now find Francis Malcolm Spotlow-Garbiel, guilty for 20 murders, 20 attempted murders, vandalism, power outages, and abusive language towards a police officer."

    Judge's words

    [The courtroom runs out of power because of Frank]

    Judge: "You are hereby scentenced to 3 years in penitentiary! Bailiff, take him away!"

    [Too late, Frank lacerates the bailiff]

    Judge: "Now, 4 years in penitentiary!"

    [Judge removes Frank from the courtroom]

    [Frank releases himself from the judge and punches him in the stomach]

    Judge: "Right! 5 years in the penitentiary!"

    [Frank sets the judge on fire]

    Frank: "DIE JUDGE, DIE!"

    Officers: "For setting the judge on fire, you will serve 6 years to life in the penitentiary! Isolation!"

    Bridget: (sighs) "Just give him the death penalty by lethal injection, your honor. Just to be safe so that he shall not harm a single soul again. I suggest use the taser if he continues to resist."

    Judge: Mr. Francis Spotlow-Garbiel, before you are taken from the courtroom, do you wish to speak to your family one last time? You have ten minutes.

    Nicolette: (tears forming in her eyes as she pats her son's hand) Don't worry, I assure you. I will always love you. I will visit you everyday, son.

  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    I am tempted to explain the context for this, but it is almost funnier not to
  • I would appreciate context
  • There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.

    I would appreciate context

    Super Nanny Fan Wiki
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    I listened to this episode again at work this afternoon, and my favorite part of this particular transcript is when Frank somehow makes the power go out in the courtroom

    Like, they don't describe how he did it, so it just comes across as "causing power outages" being some kind of superpower he has
Sign In or Register to comment.