"Top 15 Signs That You've Had TOO MUCH Of The 90's"
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To: "[redacted]@aol.com" <[redacted]@aol.com>
Date: 10/25/99 1:02am
Subject: The 90's
> Top 15 Signs That You've Had TOO MUCH Of The 90's
>
> 15. You try to enter the password on the microwave.
>
> 14. You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
>
> 13. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
>
> 12. You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready,
> and he e-mails you back "What's for dinner?"
>
> 11. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
>
> 10. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa,
> but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
>
> 9. Your daughter just bought on CD all the records your college
> roommate used to play that you most despised.
>
> 8. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom
> of the screen.
>
> 7. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date. And now
> sells for half the price you paid.
>
> 6. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to
> make a purchase is foreign to you.
>
> 5. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of
> the back seat of your car.
>
> 4. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do
> not have e-mail addresses.
>
> 3. You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.
>
> 2. You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
>
> And the Number 1 sign that you've had too much of the 90's...
>
> 1. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
>
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