What would you do if Gandalf started following you on Twitter?

Twitter is a website, by the way. I don't know if you've heard of it;

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    how did he get a twitter account
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    What do you mean? Twitter accounts are free. That's why I have so many of them.
  • wizards dont use twitter
  • What do you mean? Twitter accounts are free. That's why I have so many of them.

    i wonder what it says about me that i have one twitter account and more than one mastodon account
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    I think everybody on the fediverse has more than one Mastodon account, in part because Mastodon instances tend to be very, very specialized in a way that a site like Twitter is not. I have one on a general-purpose instance, one on an otherkin instance, one on a plural systems instance, etc.

    That said, the main reason I have two Twitter accounts is because one of them is private and I use it for gossip that I don't want made public. And PTSD freakouts. Which I also don't want made public.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I'd soft-block him.
  • you shall not pass?
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    You’re not the boss of me. I shall pass wherever I choose!
  • There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    Follow back.
  • edited 2021-05-29 05:01:36

    you shall not pass?

    What if Gandalf were a Twitter admin?
  • Saruman started Twitter
  • makes sense
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