The Jeff Bezos Candy Corn Controversy

edited 2021-02-06 23:26:59 in General
Where do you stand on this issue? Do you think Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was in the right, or did Franklin Delano Roosevelt take it too personally like Madonna said he did?
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  • what's a "contorversy"?
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    GOOD QUESTION IMI

    Let's see you type correctly on an iPad touchscreen while lying in bed with your head under a blanket
  • I don't own an iPad
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    There's an easy solution to that!
  • he candy corn't have done that
  • brb going to Ohio
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    Interstate travel seems like the least efficient way to steal an iPad, seeing as how you'd have to quarantine for 14 days once you get here
  • I don't need it right away
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    I suppose that just gives me time to beef up my defenses

    How late are the gun shops open on Saturdays?
  • like anyone would sell you a gun
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    Give me a moment, please, I'm trying to decide how dark I want to go with my humorous response
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm just glad that the media has found something to obsess over other than Larry the Quaker Man's sexuality
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