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You wake up one day to find that you now have a USB-C port in the palm of your left hand…

Central AvenueCentral Avenue
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What do you try plugging into yourself first?
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  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Glenn "The Goose" Harvey
    a hub + ethernet port, and then an ethernet cable
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    I'm pretty sure if you actually connected yourself directly to the Internet, it would kill you

    So...same
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    boing boings!!
    a USB cow
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Central Avenue said:

    I'm pretty sure if you actually connected yourself directly to the Internet, it would kill you

    So...same

    how did Dexter Douglas survive being sucked into the Internet
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    Anonus said:

    Central Avenue said:

    I'm pretty sure if you actually connected yourself directly to the Internet, it would kill you

    So...same

    how did Dexter Douglas survive being sucked into the Internet
    The Internet was different in the '90s

    Dial-up is classified as a less-lethal form of Internet
  • Ali_RozAli_Roz
    edited 2021-02-13 00:29:08
    Darkness is ever the herald of dawn.
    Find a cutting implement or sharp object and remove it, as well as any wires or other electrical stuff connected to it.

    AM NOT MACHINE AM NOT MACHINE AM NOT MACHINE AM PERSON

    AM NOT MACHINE AM NOT MACHINE AM NOT MACHINE AM ALIVE

    AM NOT MACHINE AM NOT MACHINE AM NOT MACHINE AM
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    boing boings!!
    Aliroz is strongly anti-Borg
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    I don’t really feel that way myself—I have never felt that my “humanity” is something to be valued—but I respect it
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