You wake up one day to find that you now have a USB-C port in the palm of your left hand…

What do you try plugging into yourself first?
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  • Glenn "The Goose" Harvey
    a hub + ethernet port, and then an ethernet cable
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    I'm pretty sure if you actually connected yourself directly to the Internet, it would kill you

    So...same
  • a USB cow
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I'm pretty sure if you actually connected yourself directly to the Internet, it would kill you

    So...same

    how did Dexter Douglas survive being sucked into the Internet
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    Anonus said:

    I'm pretty sure if you actually connected yourself directly to the Internet, it would kill you

    So...same

    how did Dexter Douglas survive being sucked into the Internet
    The Internet was different in the '90s

    Dial-up is classified as a less-lethal form of Internet
  • edited 2021-02-13 00:29:08
    Darkness is ever the herald of dawn.
    Find a cutting implement or sharp object and remove it, as well as any wires or other electrical stuff connected to it.

    AM NOT MACHINE AM NOT MACHINE AM NOT MACHINE AM PERSON

    AM NOT MACHINE AM NOT MACHINE AM NOT MACHINE AM ALIVE

    AM NOT MACHINE AM NOT MACHINE AM NOT MACHINE AM
  • Aliroz is strongly anti-Borg
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    I don’t really feel that way myself—I have never felt that my “humanity” is something to be valued—but I respect it
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