“Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
I really like this idea of an otherwise mundane grocery store that inexplicably operates like a criminal enterprise
trying to find somewhere to leave a complaint on this dark web site . when i ordered @the devils lettuce” i assumed it was a particularly exotic brassica variety. let me tell you what i received was Not suitable for my salad. 2 stars
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It is, Wikipedia informs me, a member of the genus Lactuca, namely a thistle. Curious, innit?