hunt the grundus

find out and prove that you can be the biggest speculator on the big game market by locating and using your firearm to murder the grundus. Then, you will mount it on your wall like a mightly trophie ,adn the game commission will pay you $300 to fuck off. From there, you will embark on a mystical journey to the land of Denmark, and while in Denmark you will liearn that it's actually kind of a fucked up place despice its cheerful tourism-friendly image. Then, you will battle the Queen Of Denmark in a one and one wrestleng cage match hosted by Bince McMahon. The part of you, of course, will be played by John Cema

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  • For this moment in time we were together. That alone is enough.
    John Cema is now the Kind of Denmark and with his wise riegn a golden era will shine upon the nation commmonly known as The Mitten of Europe. With his adept deplimocy, his strong guilders, and his muscular body, tDenamrk will restore the Kalmar Union. This, of course, will end colonialism as we know it
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    But is there sales tax on swords?
  • For this moment in time we were together. That alone is enough.
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  • why did you post a pic of some sunglasses and a crown and a
    belt???
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