[YOUR PARENTS] made [YOU] a DELICIOUS CHERRY PIE, with rare and valuable NUTRITIOUS BERRY SPICES provided by SEDITIOUS FAIRY SPIES.
(A): Eat it (+1 to ALL character stats, hidden and known)
(B): Give it to THE ORPHANS at THE ORPHANAGE (+3 GOOD, +? hidden(s))
(C): Donate it to the Cruelty Crew at THE COUNTER-ORPHANAGE (+3 EVIL, +? Hidden(s))
(D): Sneak it to the AMBITIOUS SCARY GUYS (+9 ferocity)
(E): Save it for later,
(F): Wait until you have children of your own, and give it to them (NOT TRUE ENDING, 87/100 POINTS)