• Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Chika Fujiwara (Vriska)
  • immune to splash damage
  • So, Chika Fujiwara used up all the paper towels, and The State, using his arms Monopoly On Force and Fiscal Capacity to show her the evidence (the paper tube, with no paper towels anywhere to be seen), causing her to faint, but, fortunately, late-stage Capitalism rushes in to help her before she hits the ground.

    Meanwhile, 21st Century America has turned itself into a tiny invisible winged giraffe to spy on the proceedings.

    All of this is happening on a spaceship flying too close to a star because nobody is driving it.
  • Lesson: don't leave your spaceships unattended.
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