donald trump is the first gyaru president

edited 2020-04-12 23:18:22 in General
yes.

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  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    How many times have I had to murder you since we've known each other? I thought you would have learned your lesson by now.
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    As an aside, I really like this idea of two immortal people who have been friends for thousands of years and they talk with each other online and when one of them posts cursed content they just go over to each other's houses and straight up murder the other.
  • Acid Mammoth!!!!
    this is a murderworthy concept
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Let's go down to the Sunset Grill
    We can watch the working girls go by
    Watch the "basket people" walk around and mumble
    And stare out at the auburn sky
    There's an old man there from the Old World
    To him, it's all the same
    Calls all his customers by name
    Down at the Sunset Grill
    Down at the Sunset Grill
    Down at the Sunset Grill
    Down at the Sunset Grill
    You see a lot more meanness in the city
    It's the kind that eats you up inside
    Hard to come away with anything that feels like dignity
    Hard to get home with any pride
    These days a man makes you somethin'
    And you never see his face
    But there is no hiding place
    Down at the Sunset Grill
    Down at the Sunset Grill
    Down at the Sunset Grill
    Down at the Sunset Grill
    Respectable little murders pay
    They get more respectable every day
    Don't worry girl, I'm gonna stick by you
    And someday soon we're gonna get in that car and get outa here
    Let's go down to the Sunset Grill
    Watch the working girls go by
    Watch the "basket people" walk around and mumble
    And gaze out at the auburn sky
    Maybe we'll leave come springtime
    Meanwhile, have another beer
    What would we do without all these jerks anyway?
    Besides, all our friends are here
    Down at the Sunset Grill
    Down at the Sunset Grill
    Down at the Sunset Grill
    Down at the Sunset Grill
  • YOUR TELEPHONE IS LINKED TO MY WEAPON SYSTEMS
    this is the first thing you've posted in like five years that's made me genuinely perturbed
  • as it should be...
  • Darkness is ever the herald of dawn.
    ...

    Should I be glad that I don't know who/what/where "gyaru" is?
  • why did you make me read this with my own eyes
  • edited 2020-04-13 17:39:43

    Ali_Roz said:

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    Should I be glad that I don't know who/what/where "gyaru" is?
    it's a subculture in japan, involving tanned skin and blond hair.  said to be a rebellion against traditional japanese beauty standards.  the name is a transliteration of "gal" or "girl" and apparently comes from the look of women in western tv shows from the 1980s, such as baywatch.
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    Hey, Glenn? Why do you always take "I'm glad I don't know what X is" as an invitation to explain what X is?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    this is the first thing you've posted in like five years that's made me genuinely perturbed

    Obā-san said:

    as it should be...


    there’s still life yet in this place
  • Acid Mammoth!!!!

    Hey, Glenn? Why do you always take "I'm glad I don't know what X is" as an invitation to explain what X is?


    because that's what everyone does
  • YOUR TELEPHONE IS LINKED TO MY WEAPON SYSTEMS
    Obā-san said:

    as it should be...

    for this, I will rub syrup in your hair
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...

    that sounds like an actual horrible punishment
  • Darkness is ever the herald of dawn.

    Hey, Glenn? Why do you always take "I'm glad I don't know what X is" as an invitation to explain what X is?

    But I didn't say I was glad that I didn't know what it was.  I asked if I should be glad that I didn't know.  I phrased it that way specifically to not activate the Explain-Things-Geas.
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