Balloons don't taste as good as they look

Like, the sight of balloons - really, any arrangement of circles/spheres that are blue, yellow and red on a white field - makes me think of fucking delicious birthday cake, and my early childhood...

Balloons do not actually taste like that!

Comments

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You're not supposed to eat them...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You still have to put them in your mouth to inflate them sometimes
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    this is a very HH thread
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Just, like, chew some gumballs or eat a cake with balloon-themed icing.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Huh, gumballs would be a good substitute for the taste of what balloons look like.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    well

    they make me want to eat frosting!
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