ITT: OTC

edited 2012-04-16 05:45:35 in General
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  • edited 2012-04-16 06:39:52
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    This thread has been nuked.
    Fuck no.
  • edited 2012-04-16 09:11:30
    I can all but hear the chimes
    They are long and loud and slow
    Yeah, it's kinda like that.



    ^Oh yeah, I can prove you wrong with my TELOS FALLACY!!!!! QUID PRO QUO, LOREM IPSUM.
  • TreTre
    DISRUPT THE SYSTEM ⌘
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  • I can all but hear the chimes
    They are long and loud and slow
    WHAT IS THE TELOS OF NUKE????



    YOU CAN'T Explain THAT

    WALLOFBULLSHITTEXTWALLOFBULLSHITTEXTWALLOFBULLSHITTEXTWALLOFBULLSHIT
    TEXTWALLOFBULLSHITTEXTWALLOFBULLSHITTEXTWALLOFBULLSHITTEXTWALLOFBULLSHITTEXT
    WALLOFBULLSHITTEXTWALLOFBULLSHITTEXTWALLOFBULLSHITTEXTWALLOFBULLSHIT
    TEXTWALLOFBULLSHITTEXTWALLOFBULLSHITTEXTWALLOFBULLSHITTEXTWALLOFBULLSHITTEXT
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ALL THE FIFTEEN YEAR OLDS ITT
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    WHY POTATOES ARE DEMONICALLY POSSESSED: A TREATISE IN 9999 PARTS
  • I can all but hear the chimes
    They are long and loud and slow
    ^ ^ SINCE YOU HAVE DEMONSTRATED GOOD LOGIC, THIS IS ACCEPTABLE.
  • the correct answer was Moby Grape
    SO HOW ABOUT THAT ABORTION THING
  • edited 2012-04-16 13:18:08
    I can all but hear the chimes
    They are long and loud and slow
    I LOVE IT. I HATE PEOPLE BECAUSE I'M IN 8TH GRADE, SO I THINK ALL THE BABIES SHOULD BE ABORTED. AND THEN I WILL SEX THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE BEING ALL SLUTTY.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    THE SOLANOUS SCOURGE: NEWLY UPDATED 251ST EDITION (WITH EXPEANDED SECTIONS ON THE LYCOPERSICAN MENACE AND THE FACT THAT PUMPKINS DO NOT EXIST, NO MATTER WHAT *THEY* SAY).
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    BROWN PEOPLE SHOULD BE NUKED BECAUSE THEY LACK THE ABILITY TO RUN THEIR COUNTRIES

    AMERICA IS THE NUMBER ONE COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND EUROPE IS JUST ONE SOCIALIST COUNTRY THAT OWES THE U.S

    CHINA SHOULD BE NUKED BECAUSE THEY THREATEN US HEGEMONY

    WOMEN WHO GET RAPED DESERVE IT BECAUSE THEY ARE WEARING REVEALING CLOTHING SO THEY WANT TO BE SEXED UP

    THE TELOS OF SEX IS REPRODUCTION SO GAY BUTT SEX SHOULD BE BANNED BUT HETERO BUTTSEX IS FINE

    Am I doing it right?
  • I can all but hear the chimes
    They are long and loud and slow
    Telos is a bullshit concept BTW.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    I know but I was going for an OTT parody of the OTC
  • edited 2012-04-16 14:33:42
    I can all but hear the chimes
    They are long and loud and slow
    I know, but I just figured people should know that in case they didn't.


    Over The Top? Apart from the allcaps all you'd have to do is be really longwinded and you'd have it down pat.
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  • I can all but hear the chimes
    They are long and loud and slow
    Pretty much.
  • edited 2012-04-16 22:54:02
    I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
    OTC taught me one thing: Brevity is wit, but nobody has wits.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    ^ Yes.
  • the correct answer was Moby Grape
    HAVING A BATTLE OF WITS WITH AN UNARMED OPPONENT
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    THE POTATO ARMIES ARE ON THE MARCH! THEY'RE OVER THE HILLS, THEY'RE IN THE STREETS, THEY'RE HIDDEN IN THE FLOORBOARDS! WE MUST ACT NOW! 

    BOIL 'EM, MASH 'EM, STICK 'EM IN A STEW!
  • It's 4:20 somewhere.
    Heh. Is it odd that I remember the term "telos" from linguistics jargon?

    How did it go again... Telic predicates are... predicates that imply a point in time where the action ends. Or something...
  • The sadness will last forever.

    THE TELOS OF STUPID

     

    OH MY GAH

  • the correct answer was Moby Grape
    Teleology is a constant temptation

    For me
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