"You know that wouldn't work. Because they'd ask 'Oh yeah? Who's President of the United States in 2018?' and there's no way to answer that honestly with a straight face."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
actually if you want a free sega genesis you ought to go to 2993 and get one that's left over after humanity has discarded physical bodies and game consoles to ascend to a higher plane
I'm pretty sure the Genesis has an actual human soul inside it, and it's a time traveler from modern day trying to parody the 90s during the 90s to see if anyone would notice.
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