Reverse Vampires

Ultimatum

How do they drive a car if they're always in reverse? 

MetaFour

Mostly by driving when/where there aren't any other cars on the road, I'd imagine.

You ever see Smoke Signals? There's a minor character in that who drives in reverse all the time, because it's the only gear that still works on her old junker of a car.

Imipolex G

my god I hate driving in reverse

Klinotaxis

i learned how to drive reverse on a tractor with a trailer so now backing up a car is piss easy

Ultimatum

How do they use a mirror when they have no reflection?

Klinotaxis

you don't use car mirrors to look at yourself

also, if it's a reverse vampire, surely having no reflection should be reversed into... uh.... having two reflections?

Imipolex G

Klinotaxis said:

you don't use car mirrors to look at yourself

speak for yourself

Ultimatum

• > lso, if it's a reverse vampire, surely having no reflection should be reversed into... uh.... having two reflections?
  
• If it has a reflection it's not a vampire

> lso, if it's a reverse vampire, surely having no reflection should be reversed into... uh.... having two reflections?

Klinotaxis

yeah it's a reverse vampire try and keep up

Ultimatum

Oh I'm already ahead of you!

Princess Alice

But it's in reverse, so you're actually behind him.

glennmagusharvey

A reverse vampire is very interested in donating to the local blood bank.

Ultimatum

well I'm front of you!