Hawaiian pizza is good actually

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  • extremely not so but maybe just a tad yes
    fight the good fight, my friend.
  • Very Concerned Gay Lion
    Agreed.
  • a boy child, a winner and loser, target for faraway laughter
    martyr, seer of visions, miner for truth and delusion
    👍
  • Nods
  • indeed.
  • I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    Pineapple does not belong on pizza.

    Pineapple belongs in the trash.
  • extremely not so but maybe just a tad yes

    Pineapple does not belong on pizza.

    Pineapple belongs in the trash.

    oof. I can't believe you could be so in the wrong like this. :^(
  • Pineapple does not belong on pizza.

    Pineapple belongs in the trash.

    Correct.
  • oh no! look at who they let in the front door

    Pineapple does not belong on pizza.

    Pineapple belongs in the trash.

    Correct.

  • what's with this phenomenon of taking something decidedly average and turning into either the BEST THING EVER or the WORST THING EVER? it's just pizza people gosh
  • The Prettiest Chronically Sheep Deprived Pony

    what's with this phenomenon of taking something decidedly average and turning into either the BEST THING EVER or the WORST THING EVER? it's just pizza people gosh

    basically this yeah

    i like pineapple on pizza but it's not, like, my favorite pizza topping, or even one i would choose particularly often
  • kill living beings
    all these people feeling things. absolutely disgusting.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    Pineapple does not belong on pizza.

    Pineapple belongs in the trash.

  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    I'm not sure I've ever had pineapple on pizza
  • Pineapple is the only fruit that tries to eat you back.
  • “His thoughts were red thoughts, and his teeth were white.”
    Bee said:

    Pineapple is the only fruit that tries to eat you back.


    I thought that was durian.
  • kill living beings
    chemical weapons are different from mastication
  • “His thoughts were red thoughts, and his teeth were white.”
    Have you seen a durian? I would not take one on in hand-to-hand combat. I could take a pineapple, but not a durian.
  • kill living beings
    i once was a durian
  • I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    Pineapple is the worst pizza topping because, unlike other toppings, you can't just pick it off and still otherwise enjoy your pizza. It gets pineapple juice all down inside the pizza and ruins the whole slice.

    I don't care for olives, but if someone orders olives picking them off is no big deal. Pineapple, however, is a total deal-breaker.
  • “His thoughts were red thoughts, and his teeth were white.”
    This is also true of anchovies, though.
  • kill living beings
    my uncle convinced me to try anchovies on pizza once and they're really good

    mostly for like, salt, though
  • I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    Sure, but no one actually gets anchovies.

    (Also I've never had an anchovy before and don't feel qualified to weigh in on this)
  • I don't know why anybody puts anything on pizza

    except maybe pepperoni
  • I don't know why anybody puts anything on pizza

    except maybe pepperoni

    imi's ideal pizza
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  • yes

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm good nom nom
  • kill living beings
    itt zoombinis
  • I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    I usually get my pizzas well done with light white sauce, extra cheese, and extra pepperoni. I am a happy camper with such a pizza. Basically I like cheesy bread with a hint of Alfredo and pepperoni on top.
  • “His thoughts were red thoughts, and his teeth were white.”

    Sure, but no one actually gets anchovies.

    (Also I've never had an anchovy before and don't feel qualified to weigh in on this)


    I do, when people allow me. They're good.

    I am pretty neutral on pineapple as a pizza topping, incidentally.

    I usually get my pizzas well done with light white sauce, extra cheese, and extra pepperoni. I am a happy camper with such a pizza. Basically I like cheesy bread with a hint of Alfredo and pepperoni on top.


    ...I think you and Millie are even in the odd toppings department, honestly. I have had pizza with white sauce maybe twice in my life and it is an experience.
  • Hearts invoke the everlasting song. Multitudes, the Chariot of God.
    Pizza with pesto sauce and grilled chicken is my weird favorite.
  • “His thoughts were red thoughts, and his teeth were white.”
    Now that is interesting. I had never considered that combo.
  • BeeBee
    edited 2018-02-10 00:08:22

    Bee said:

    Pineapple is the only fruit that tries to eat you back.


    I thought that was durian.
    Pineapples contain bromelain, a digestive enzyme that immediately begins breaking down proteins in your mouth, on your skin, etc.  It's destroyed by stomach acid, but extended skin contact results in burns.  It's why pineapple juice is used to tenderize meat, and why canneries require really good gloves.
  • “His thoughts were red thoughts, and his teeth were white.”
    Apparently the percentages are insignificant in fresh fruit and negligible when canned or cooked. Papaya also contains similarly potent digestive enzymes.
  • edited 2018-02-10 02:09:07
    a boy child, a winner and loser, target for faraway laughter
    martyr, seer of visions, miner for truth and delusion
    red, white, and pesto sauces mixed together is 👌
  • I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    Pesto <3

    We use pesto on homemade pizzas quite a bit! I'm also a lot more flexible with toppings on homemade thinner pizzas. One of my favorites there is no real sauce, but just olive oil, carmelized onion, mozzarella, bell pepper, and herbs. Delicious.
  • the pineapple symbolizes evil
  • extremely not so but maybe just a tad yes
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  • The Prettiest Chronically Sheep Deprived Pony
    I laughed.
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