The Gender Confusion Thread

Princess Alice

Princess Alice

2011-07-29 01:25:10 edited 2011-07-29 01:25:10 in General

Wait, that's a terrible idea.

Let's talk about card tricks instead.

Comments

Imipolex G

2011-07-29 01:25:36
Touch the cow. Do it now.

I'M A PRETTY GIRL
Yarrun XIX

2011-07-29 01:26:03
Whores! we want "poems that kill."
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead

52 pick up is the worst trick.
Love me
It impresses no one.
Tre

2011-07-29 01:28:28

Cards?

I suck at solitaire.

I'm better at mahjong though.

LOL HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
Princess Alice

2011-07-29 01:29:50
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

Is this your card?
Tanya

2011-07-29 01:30:02
Pizza Dog

Spider Solitaire

.
Tre

2011-07-29 01:56:58

...I was inspired to play that by your saying it.

I won! :)
Vriska

2011-07-29 10:24:00
8luh 8luh.

Spider solitaire is 8est solitaire.
Jumpingzombie

2011-07-29 12:26:22

That five of hearts looks confused about its gender. I have a magic trick where I can change it into a 5 of clubs.
Alirozz

2011-07-29 15:27:55

Oh Yeah? We'll, I'm the Ace Of Spades.

The classical symbol and calling card of asexuality.
Imipolex G

2011-07-29 16:18:06
Touch the cow. Do it now.

The only card I need is THE ACE OF SPADES
Justice4243

2011-12-25 04:33:29
READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Princess Alice

2011-12-25 04:40:34
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

*reads back over thread*

*notices the "5" on that 5 of hearts has a serif, which means it's from Linotype's Times instead of the Monotype's Times New Roman, despite the latter being more common due to being distributed with Microsoft products*

...What?
Manly McMacho

2011-12-25 22:51:14
~*tasteless*~
大學的年同性戀毛皮

aaaaa

...What?
Unknown

2011-12-25 22:52:49 edited 2011-12-25 22:53:35

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Manly McMacho

2011-12-25 22:54:35
~*tasteless*~
大學的年同性戀毛皮

aaaaa
Unknown

2011-12-25 22:57:21

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Manly McMacho

2011-12-25 22:58:49 edited 2011-12-25 23:14:58
~*tasteless*~
大學的年同性戀毛皮

aaaaa

-takes a bite-

>.3
Unknown

2011-12-25 23:02:53

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PlutoniumFist

2011-12-26 00:54:21 edited 2011-12-26 00:54:28
Living tissue over endoskeleton.

i dont understand
Manly McMacho

2011-12-26 00:55:04
~*tasteless*~
大學的年同性戀毛皮

aaaaa
Manly McMacho

2011-12-26 01:06:16
~*tasteless*~
大學的年同性戀毛皮

aaaaa

Also these

haha the second to last one is a gay LADY deer
Tanya

2011-12-26 01:08:35
Pizza Dog

Massy confirmed for Furry.
Manly McMacho

2011-12-26 01:15:15
~*tasteless*~
大學的年同性戀毛皮

aaaaa

I'm not a furry, I like gay reindeer in a totes platonic way. They're like puppies or children, only gayer, and deer.
Tanya

2011-12-26 01:20:54
Pizza Dog

Well, so long as you're not a furry, I will continue to love you.
Manly McMacho

2011-12-26 01:32:17
~*tasteless*~
大學的年同性戀毛皮

aaaaa

Good.

-non-furry cuddles-
Unknown

2011-12-26 01:55:15

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Anonus

2011-12-26 01:58:12
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

WEEEEELLLLL, I'm the Space Squiddle and I'm here to say, that bein' a furry is A-OK!
Unknown

2011-12-26 02:01:48 edited 2011-12-26 02:02:15

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Princess Alice

2011-12-26 02:03:23
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

Also Deathonabun!
Vociferous Masochist

2011-12-26 02:04:28

So it's cool to be a furry around these parts. Good to know.
Manly McMacho

2011-12-26 02:06:09
~*tasteless*~
大學的年同性戀毛皮

aaaaa

Being a furry is only okay if you self-quarantine so that no one else can catch THE FURRY.

But yeah, totes cool w/furries.
DickGrabrod

2011-12-26 02:10:00

-saddles up next to vM and leans back against the bar-

Hey there sailor. How'd you like to get with a real woman?
Manly McMacho

2011-12-26 02:19:30
~*tasteless*~
大學的年同性戀毛皮

aaaaa

How'd you like to 吸我的阴茎, if ya catch my drift? >,]
DickGrabrod

2011-12-26 02:22:53

That'd fit into my keikaku perfectly.
Manly McMacho

2011-12-26 02:24:09
~*tasteless*~
大學的年同性戀毛皮

aaaaa

Baby, I'll keikaku your doori allll night long.
DickGrabrod

2011-12-26 02:28:01

Puhi!
Manly McMacho

2011-12-26 02:43:33
~*tasteless*~
大學的年同性戀毛皮

aaaaa

vociferousMasochist used pound!

Critical hit!

DickGrabrod fainted!

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